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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻

@tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social

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🇺🇲 born, but slowly "verkazen" 🇳🇱 32, gay boy with still too much time on his hands

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 9h

Wicker Man (1973), Rosemary's Baby, Carrie (1976)... Ok I just realised maybe I'm very into vintage horror lol

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Like the *second* anyone sees her they are just like "oh it's this bitch. 😒" Honestly more jarring than some of the horror for me lol.

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

How do I get into the 'tap' phase? 😳

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I need just a little bit of plot 😂 I can't sit through a show about hot people getting mad at each other for being drunk....

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunate but true 😔. An ideal world would have a tv full of bangable normies

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

I want to re-enact one of those scenes where I invent a guy over to tutor me and then it turns sexy, but instead of homework, it's my magic cards they are sorting out for me

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

I'm like this... With TV🙈 like if I wanted drama acted out by unfuckable people, I'd just go outside 🙈🙈

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Can I haz citizenship now?

a young boy is holding a bowl with a spoon in it .

Alt: a young boy is holding a bowl with a spoon in it .

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

A coin?

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

👀... What's got a head and tail... But no mouth or legs? 🙈 I did my best

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

De zon? I'm not a native Dutch speaker haha

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

And if you try to make it religious or political by inserting any gay tension at all, then you're really not playing by the rules this zine stands for 😤

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Original content of 1950s vampires who bite only consenting men, but are quite spooky about it. Not so spooky as to cause alarm.

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Next you'll be asking for cruelty free lithium for pacemakers and to get asbestos out of hospitals 🤷🏻

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Ok but what is it in Dutch then 👀

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

Can't believe we're already at the "don't you think it's a bit hypocritical to love the planet and also want to breathe?" stage of climate denial

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

The problem is this idea hinges on the other side responding to accusations of hypocrisy which they never once have...

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I could hate anything as much as everyone in their home town seems to hate the main character 😂

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 2d

I would argue that in this case the galaxy sundering daddy issues were sorta justifiable given the father in question.

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 2d

I file her music under things I would forget existed if people would stop bringing it up... So I'm also not the right person to ask why it matters.

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 2d

I mean do I listen to her music? No absolutely not. But I just otherwise ignore that she exists.

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 2d

Some of y'all Swifties and anti-Swifties are very lucky to be so hot otherwise 😅

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 2d

Good luck 💖💖

Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 3d

I'm also considering it 😅 although becoming a student and immediately considering a change of appearance is a bit of a massive cliche lol

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Jake, but like a ghost now 👻 @tuxedo-tarrask.bsky.social · 3d

The blond is so nice 😍

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