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Andy Wise
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I ate the Old ‘96er
Consistency in winning games without lucky bounces or 1000 to 1 randomness.
Maybe I’m the minority but I get no enjoyment out of watching the team flip a coin to see if they want to win a game.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Beating Seattle isn’t enough for me though. I want consistency, but this team loves drama.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
That last home match? Absolute chaos. Enjoyable chaos… but not the kind that wins elimination games.

Prove me wrong, Loons. Please.

#MNUFC #Loons #MLSPlayoffs #DarkClouds #ComeOnYouLoons
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We haven’t seen a dominant MNUFC win in months. And yeah, I love the optimism from @loonybinpodcast.bsky.social, but the truth is harsh: the Loons are basically powered by lucky bounces right now.

It’s fun—don’t get me wrong—but it doesn’t exactly scream “deep playoff run.”
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Loons drop this one, but Julian Gressel puts in some work and gets out from under the cloud he hasn’t been able to shake…just in time for Saturday’s game.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This would be amazing. I hope it happens.
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Fitz comes off the bench in the 2nd half. He scores the winner and rejuvenates Loon’s excitement and faith in Austria.
3-2 Loons.
October 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
3-1 Loons win and off to Allianz for the final. Morris Duggan goal post 65 min mark.

I’m watching the game at Fogg Street Lawn Club in Nashville! I hope that cements the MN / Nash match up.
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September 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Momo, Fitz, and Triantis all get on the field together tonight, post 60 min mark. One of them scores tying the game 1-1.
September 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
2-1 Loons.
DaCosta scores for PTL. Brace for Ya Boi.
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
MNUFC wins 6-0.
Will trapp with a hatty.
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
St Clair stops a Messi banger and gets the stadium howling….just as Trapp passes directly to Busquets who scores.
Herons, 1-0.
May 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
After convincing the league MNUFC was a defensive hold and break away team, Ramsey surprises everyone and rolls out a new super attack formation. MNUFC has the ball for 60%+. Loons win 3-1, with scores from Bongi, Ya Boi, and Tani.
April 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Romero makes a run and scores…assisted by Pereya.
2-0 Loons.
Smir with a clean sheet.
LAFC like what they see from Dotson, trade to LA happens within a week.
March 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM