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nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Wtf this episode was sooooo funny... I loved every moment of it.

Kyle is so easily manipulated by Cartman, but Kyle's integridy ends up confusing Cartman...

#southpark

Saddam Hussein disguised as Donald Trump has set a trap for his pregnant partner Satan to get rid of the baby but Brendan Carr falls to it instead

September 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

I got a bit too many notifications on Twitter past few days, and attention like that always ends up making me uncomfortable, so I locked my account for a while there. I just hope that my for you page won’t turn into stupid crap again like last time because I managed to curate it so well.

September 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Next episode is Kyman...?

#southpark #spkyman

South Park: Conflict of Interest

Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

September 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

I got the two recent issues of Ni*dori, which had UTDR Q&A with the readers and Toby. Sharing EN translations of Tenna/TV World related questions and answers in the txt file in next post... 👇 There's also a question about Spamtenna...

#deltarune

Tenna and Mettaton questions under mosaic

September 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

This archive is so good for researching Spamton talks for writing: untroubled.org/spam/

Can't believe Spamton was promoting some shady hypno mind control tape in 1998.

#deltaruined

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September 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Hello new AO3 profile picture

August 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Next episode of South Park is called "Toxic Positivity".

#southpark

Comedy Central cataloge with next South Park episode called Toxic Positivity

August 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

I’m so happy I finally got my Tenna📺 daki from @colliholly.bsky.social ! He’s having the time of his life! I love him so much… 💕💕😙

#deltarune

Tenna hugging pillow on a hammock with Jack Daniel’s cola

August 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

I saw it first time on VHS, as my cousin’s boyfriend had recorded it. I was too young to watch it, but I really liked the absurdity, tempo and the characters. I still have this Doctor Stan I got from my family in Christmas 1999! He loves drinking alcohol with me on Friday nights.

#southpark

August 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Happy South Park Day! The first episode of South Park aired on Comedy Central 13th of August, year 1997!

#southpark

All characters and events in this show--even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone

August 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

[Sad News] No new South Park this week, next episode airing 21st of August.

#southpark

South Park promo that says the new episode will air Aug 21

August 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

With shaking hands I removed the cute Tenna sticker from my phone as my world of dreams comes to end and I need to return to work.

Illustration of a salaryman chasing for a bill

August 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

I've seen some really cute daycare ideas for Tenna so I wanted to try that kind of AU as well

#spamtenna

MR. ANT TENNA

* He runs a daycare
* Secretly sad because the kids he cares
about will eventually grow up and leave
* Loves children and has always wanted
a child, but thinks he's too old
* Good at singing, dancing and playing,
bad with computers and printers

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

* Noelle's self-proclaimed "cool uncle"
* NEET who has reached his peak years ago, still talks about
his "golden age"
* Financially depends on his sister who makes him take Noelle
to the daycare (since he has nothing better to do)
* Despite everything Noelle likes him a lot

* They used to have a fling when they
were younger, but Tenna doesn't
recognize Spamton anymore

August 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

To be honest I'm kind of surprised that after this chapter 4 cutscene there isn't more of that. You can basically choose a good end for Tenna and give him to a loving home where he is appreciated for what he enjoys doing, or make him stay in Dark World as humiliation entertainment.

#deltaruined

August 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Probably me just over thinking but I found it so funny when I saw her typing "mmkay" in her blog. Is she a SP girlie?

In chapter 4 she talks to Susie about AVGN/Board James so she clearly loves crass humor, but since she has the reputation of a "good girl" and has a strict mom it's more subtle.

Snippet of Noelle's blog where she talks about reading her spam mail

August 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

A week late to consider this being something for HTML Day, but I wrote a fic focusing on Noelle & Spamton friendship and used email workskin as a base.

The inspiration comes from Noelle's blog and when she posted about Spamton's Pipis crashing her game.

archiveofourown.org/works/688279...

Deltarune fic on AO3: The Most Valued Customer

"After Spamton's Pipis crashes Noelle's Cat Petterz 2 game, she responds to him and they become pen pals.

Noelle & Spamton friendship centric.

Spamtenna in the background, with very vague Suselle and Cattelle (and Noelle & Kris friendship)"

August 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Spamtenna bathhouse fun times

August 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

I cry every time...

#southpark #spcreek

August 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

Happy YAOI day (8/01). Let's celebrate with almost 10 years old YAOI that connects the hearts of people all over the world.

#southpark #spcreek

August 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM

nrp

@tweekbros.coffee

The official South Park account posted these behind the scenes photos. The "AI Trump penis" (can't believe I had to type those words) actually wasn't AI at all, but Trey's finger!

#southpark
#southpark