Tweek Tweak
@tweekcoffee32.bsky.social
AGH! Uh, hi, my name is Tweek. Yeah, I know it sounds ridiculous, but what the hell. Oh man, this is way too much pressure! I need coffee right now! AGH!
Because I could smell sweat from it.
January 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Because I could smell sweat from it.
Yeah, like Butters. Clyde as well and Kyle.
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yeah, like Butters. Clyde as well and Kyle.
What’s so wrong with my hair?
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What’s so wrong with my hair?
Oh, well, I could just show you what to do when you come.
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh, well, I could just show you what to do when you come.
Oh, well do you have any reasons why you want to work at the coffee shop other than to help me?
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh, well do you have any reasons why you want to work at the coffee shop other than to help me?
Well actually, you could ask me if you'd like because I wanna know if you've worked at a shop before.
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Well actually, you could ask me if you'd like because I wanna know if you've worked at a shop before.
Like what your strengths are, what your reason why you want to work at his coffee shop, that sort of stuff.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Like what your strengths are, what your reason why you want to work at his coffee shop, that sort of stuff.
I’ll ask my dad if he’ll let you help me, but he needs to ask you a few questions before you do start work.
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’ll ask my dad if he’ll let you help me, but he needs to ask you a few questions before you do start work.
We're fine actually. What exactly happened to the antichrist again?
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We're fine actually. What exactly happened to the antichrist again?
Okay, that's fair. So is there's anything else you wanted to ask me about?
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay, that's fair. So is there's anything else you wanted to ask me about?
What do you mean you forgot? He always talks about Stripe whenever he feels like it.
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What do you mean you forgot? He always talks about Stripe whenever he feels like it.
Maybe I could get something for his pet guinea pig, Stripe.
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Maybe I could get something for his pet guinea pig, Stripe.
I don't know, I'm just busy trying to think about what I wanna get him for Christmas.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don't know, I'm just busy trying to think about what I wanna get him for Christmas.
I’m sure Butters has told you about when he said some horrible stuff to Bebe a while back.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m sure Butters has told you about when he said some horrible stuff to Bebe a while back.
It’s kinda simple really, you just need some confidence. And don’t listen to anything Cartman tells you because it’ll just lead to trouble.
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s kinda simple really, you just need some confidence. And don’t listen to anything Cartman tells you because it’ll just lead to trouble.
Yeah, I'm not even joking. But the reason he did that was because he apparently had no idea how to text Bebe using his own words because he fears she might leave him again if he said the wrong thing to her.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, I'm not even joking. But the reason he did that was because he apparently had no idea how to text Bebe using his own words because he fears she might leave him again if he said the wrong thing to her.