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Twig
@twiggo.bsky.social
just a lil guy. She/they | 28
What? Ya never gathered up the homies for a couple hours of friendslopping?
July 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
im not seeing it
July 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It's the ritalin editing. Constant sound effects, smash cuts, narration, etc.

The actual events of the videos are pretty dull
March 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It's a similar energy to the Onion struggling to parody real world events because they could report the actual news and people would go "that's a bit of a reach-"
March 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They have this weird double standard. They regularly announce that they only see value in women for what they can offer sexually, but then also turn around and use being sexual as a way to put them down. There's a recurring undertone that their type is specifically "women who don't want me". yikes
August 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
"Because the vagina has very little use in sport". That just sounds like a lack of creativity. When someone rocks up to the olympics and wins the shotput with a pelvic thrust, the world will change forever
August 14, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The bamboozle works both ways. I'm not a fan of wine, so I'd end up missing out on a comfy day out by not booking for the fake event.
August 14, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I've been really coming back around to owning my music. I set my spotify to download anyway so its not like i was saving space. And having CDs gives me something to furnish the house with beyond random knicknacks and books i keep putting off reading. Including one of yours (Stardust) funnily enough.
September 19, 2023 at 8:05 PM