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Ratings and reviews of TP in public bathrooms around the Twin Cities. See them all at twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com. Support: patreon.com/TwinCitiesToiletPaperReviews ko-fi.com/twincitiestoiletpaperreviews ✌🏻❤️🧻

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 11d

Richard Walton Memorial Park (Oakdale)
🧻 Rating: F

Have you ever held air in your hands? If you’ve wiped in a port-a-potty at Richard Walton Memorial Park you sure have. Do I even need to say more about this one? Probably not, but I will.

You will not regret clicking the link to read the rest.

Richard Walton Memorial Park - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Have you ever held air in your hands? If you’ve wiped in a port-a-potty at Richard Walton Memorial Park you sure have. Do I even need to say more about this one? Probably not, but I will. “Barely…

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 11h

I only rate toilet paper

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 15h

See you all there tonight!

Our Streets @ourstreetsmn.org · 8d

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16h

DeGidio’s Restaurant & Bar (St. Paul)
🧻 Rating: C

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

DeGidio’s - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 18h

I only rate toilet paper

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

Probably for the best. I go to that one more often and can’t imagine their TP sitch is any better than WSP’s.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

If it’s the one in WSP plz steer clear of the bathroom especially if it’s an emergency

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

I’m just over here saving the environment from AI one toilet paper review at a time.

Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 1d

If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

Literally why I exist ✌🏻❤️🧻

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

A&W (Park Rapids)
🧻 Rating: C+

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

A & W - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C+

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

No he’s bad at it that’s why she had to work with the Swedes on this one

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

Lmao okay well with that context I appreciate it a lot more

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

I understand this is an attempt at being helpful, but 1. I wasn’t cutting them, 2. I was on step 3 of a multi-day process, 3. gloves don’t help if you are handling the peppers with gloved hands and then touch your face with the same gloved hands, 4. I’m very aware of how to handle peppers

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

I touched my face while handling habaneros so I’m gonna take the next 7-10 decades off reviewing TP just to be safe

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

Hmm this seems sus. Tell us something only Bill Corbett would know.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Big Rivers Regional Trail Pavilion (Mendota Heights)
🧻 Rating: B

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

Big Rivers Trail Pavilion - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: B

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

This one is the best

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Tall, dark, and superman, he puts toilet papers in his briefcase and drives away

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

There's a chain 'round your throat, piece of toilet paper where I wrote, "I'll wait for you"

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Paper cut stings from our toilet paper-thin plans

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Two toilet paper airplanes flying, flying, flying

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I'm a crumpled up piece of toilet paper lying here
'Cause I remember it all, all, all

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

You're only as hot as your last hit, baby
Been numbеr one, but I never had two-ply

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Improve a Taylor Swift lyric with one word:

I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with toilet paper rings

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I only rate toilet paper.

CNBC @cnbc.com · 3d

To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.

Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert

When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I don’t understand people who run marathons when they could do something easy like review toilet paper, but big congrats to all of them!

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