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niche shitposting fedi microcelebrity the 't' in "twink" is in parentheses because some time ago the name was "link wink", you can pronounce account's name either link wink […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://twink.men/@link, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 10h

"Great! Your heart rate is: 00 bpm"

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 10h

24/7 SSTV stream of memes

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 12h

i'm in love with these

Drawing of a furry child happily looking at their parents who are at peace.

Ctrl+Alt+Del "Loss" comic, but the baby is fine.

Happy Wario saying "i've lost... but at no cost!"

Soldier from "That Two-Thousand Yard Stare" happy in front of a bright picture of sea and rainbow.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 12h

Photo of an orange and white cat sleeping on a blahaj.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 12h

Aperture Science® Mosquito Neutralizer

Photo of a device which kills insects. Its shape and the black panel in the middle kinda resemble GlaDOS from Portal 2.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 12h

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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson @root.possum.city.ap.brid.gy · 20h

boost to pat the possum
_:neopossum_pat_evil:_
(increases power level by 25%)

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 21h

aah, yes, Jon Walk, the guy who invented walking

Microsoft Word suggests to capitalise word "walk" in "see Jon walk in.", thinking that it's a full name of someone.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 21h

Twitter post titled "Small chance of Rufus saying a curse word whenever a drive unplugs while writing." The post has a screenshot of Rufus attached to it. Rufus is a popular Windows software to burn ISOs to an USB drive. The screenshot shows the error saying "Error: ISO image extraction failure." The progress bar on the main windows has turned red and says "Fuck".

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 21h

imagine if someone would make a competing business park with the Wayland logo opposite of this one

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 22h

x11 spotted in italy

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 1d

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 1d

rusty government drone

Photo of a pigeon with a mostly rust colored body.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 1d

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 1d

imagine

> sending links to ROMs site onto Reddit
> asking money for ROMs
> using Reddit account registered to your real e-mail
> ignoring C&D letter

bro was asking for a trouble

Nintendo is Suing A Reddit Mod For $4.5 Million Over Alleged Switch Piracy

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 1d

sorry for tiktok aah censorship

Tweet with a photo of a little lamb by an account named "Tweets of Dogs" titled "Hello world , i'm 13 minutes old" is quoted by another tweet saying "Get a fucking job".

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

@[email protected] very controversial indeed

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

@[email protected] does it even know its real

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

gemini is somehow even worse at this

RE: https://social.coop/users/eb/statuses/115328355039744280

Screenshot of Google Sheets. The column A has numbers 1, 2 and 3 in rows 1, 2 and 3 respectively. The cell A4 has formula =AI("sum the numbers above"), which asks Gemini to sum the aforementioned numbers and insert the sum in the cell. The Gemini's response is "Calculations are not supported. Please use the Gemini side panel instead."

I asked Gemini to sum the 1, 2 and 3 and insert the result into the cell A4. The Gemini's response is "Sorry, I can only manipulate tables that have headers in the first row. This means I can't currently apply your action to this table because it looks like the headers are in the first column. To use this action, please follow these steps: Copy your table; Find a new location for the table (like a new tab); Open the right click menu where you’d like your table to start; Select "Paste special" from the menu; Select "Transposed.".
I should be able to fulfill your request once you’ve taken the above steps!"

After transposing the cells, I asked the Gemini to do the same, but to insert the result in the A2 cell. Gemini has hanged.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

yeah thanks

Tweet with a video demonstrating that touching PC case with an HDMI plug creates sparks with caption "holy...." is quoted by another tweet saying "electrical engineer here; this is not typically ideal".

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

need to hop on risk of rain 2 again

"ULTRAKILL, Warframe, Rainworld, Risk of Rain 2, Terraria and Celeste players meetup":
Image of boykissers kissing sloppy.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

bro got what he wanted

Post from r/NOTHING: "I ordered it and got nothing"

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

Can you say "I use Arch, btw"?
If you are using Arch, EndevaourOS, CachyOS or Garunda Linux, you can say "I use Arch, btw". If you don't use any of these distros or you are using Manjaro, then you can't.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

i [object Object] javascript

`typeof NaN` outputs 'number' in JavaScript.

link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 2d

cat with homophobia !!!!!!

A white cat with heterochromia loafing with one paw out and looking at the camera.