Andy Twinklepants
@twinklepants.bsky.social
Former president of Illinois. Probably no longer eating a chicken. Oh and once I saw a blimp. He/they.
By popular demand here’s me using a sword on a rotisserie chicken
July 18, 2023 at 6:13 AM
By popular demand here’s me using a sword on a rotisserie chicken
They were so afraid the first time they got on a boat, this trip they didn’t want to get off
July 15, 2023 at 11:52 PM
They were so afraid the first time they got on a boat, this trip they didn’t want to get off
When you don’t get it the first time around you get a Tears of the Kingdom fuse club
July 15, 2023 at 11:24 PM
When you don’t get it the first time around you get a Tears of the Kingdom fuse club
Since I can’t do video I guess here’s more sword chopping
July 15, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Since I can’t do video I guess here’s more sword chopping
I brought the sword up north with me because of course I did
July 15, 2023 at 5:42 AM
I brought the sword up north with me because of course I did
She made it six miles with me today!
July 11, 2023 at 8:28 PM
She made it six miles with me today!
It’s still funny to me I can tell people “my photo has appeared in Muscle and Fitness magazine.”
July 8, 2023 at 10:40 PM
It’s still funny to me I can tell people “my photo has appeared in Muscle and Fitness magazine.”
Need to emulate this energy from 2009 Andy
July 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Need to emulate this energy from 2009 Andy
FINALLY found a store that carries every flavor of Euro Cake. Not that I had been looking for a store that sold every flavor of Euro Cake. Or that I knew there were so many flavors of Euro Cake. Or that there were ANY flavors of Euro Cake. Or for that matter that Euro Cake was a thing.
July 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
FINALLY found a store that carries every flavor of Euro Cake. Not that I had been looking for a store that sold every flavor of Euro Cake. Or that I knew there were so many flavors of Euro Cake. Or that there were ANY flavors of Euro Cake. Or for that matter that Euro Cake was a thing.
She needs to be right at my face because of the scary fireworks
July 5, 2023 at 2:23 AM
She needs to be right at my face because of the scary fireworks
Wish I had a better solution to sadness and depression than the “go run and keep running until you’re throwing up” method
July 2, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Wish I had a better solution to sadness and depression than the “go run and keep running until you’re throwing up” method
Everyone always teams up on Casper
July 2, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Everyone always teams up on Casper
I don’t understand why there’s a photo of her doing a dumbbell overhead press but I’ll admit I’m not an expert on dick guillotines
May 11, 2023 at 2:27 PM
I don’t understand why there’s a photo of her doing a dumbbell overhead press but I’ll admit I’m not an expert on dick guillotines
“Eyy I’m litigatin’ ‘ere!”
May 11, 2023 at 1:29 PM
“Eyy I’m litigatin’ ‘ere!”
brb gonna pick me up some woke
May 9, 2023 at 8:42 PM
brb gonna pick me up some woke
Soooo tired and low today so deadlift day needs warpaint(chalk) and the John Brown shirt and also getting distracted while taking selfies, apparently
May 8, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Soooo tired and low today so deadlift day needs warpaint(chalk) and the John Brown shirt and also getting distracted while taking selfies, apparently
Found my new cardio
May 7, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Found my new cardio
Way too much fun
May 7, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Way too much fun
There’s got to be an achievement I unlocked with this one
May 7, 2023 at 8:29 PM
There’s got to be an achievement I unlocked with this one
Look at that happy fuck
May 3, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Look at that happy fuck
