kidz bop version of 10 drunk cigarettes go like "seven more cans of coke"

<3 = cool, chalant, erotic, powerful, royalty
❤️ = signals weakness of the spirit, cuckhood

reality is extra disappointing because i was raised to believe that all billionaires would be like uncle scrooge

i tried a new ajvar and it's not good... now i have to combat food waste by eating middling ajvar. i wish there was a cartoon character to cheer me on