aquamarine 🦋
@twinktwanktwunked.bsky.social
chicago 🤭
alt for all the random thoughts
alt for all the random thoughts
respectfully, you’re not that hot and your balls ain’t that smelly for you to be man spreading this much rn
January 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
respectfully, you’re not that hot and your balls ain’t that smelly for you to be man spreading this much rn
some of you january gym people need to learn some gym etiquette fr….
January 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
some of you january gym people need to learn some gym etiquette fr….
usually not keen on man spreading but if i can smell your balls from here, no complaints here
January 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
usually not keen on man spreading but if i can smell your balls from here, no complaints here
thinking a 6ft tall, hairy chested man with big biceps needs to ruin my life rn. yearning for some chaos ! let’s put the zoloft to WORK !!
January 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
thinking a 6ft tall, hairy chested man with big biceps needs to ruin my life rn. yearning for some chaos ! let’s put the zoloft to WORK !!
just when i’m about to finish the sauna, a hot himbo walks in. fine. 10 more minutes 🤤
January 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
just when i’m about to finish the sauna, a hot himbo walks in. fine. 10 more minutes 🤤
the new year’s resolution bitches need to pack it up — this is ridiculous
January 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the new year’s resolution bitches need to pack it up — this is ridiculous
you’re really gonna wear sweatpants & let your bulge hang out and expect me NOT to bark bffr
January 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you’re really gonna wear sweatpants & let your bulge hang out and expect me NOT to bark bffr
yes please keep the sauna door open and leak out all the heat 😍😍
December 14, 2024 at 7:48 PM
yes please keep the sauna door open and leak out all the heat 😍😍
why are men scared to show some knee? these 7in basketball shorts ain’t it. like it’s making you look short
December 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
why are men scared to show some knee? these 7in basketball shorts ain’t it. like it’s making you look short
it feels illegal there’s no running water at the gym — my post gym shower is ruined
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
it feels illegal there’s no running water at the gym — my post gym shower is ruined
straight men need to stop thinking it’s okay to wrap their jacket around their waste…
December 8, 2024 at 8:17 AM
straight men need to stop thinking it’s okay to wrap their jacket around their waste…
all these gym transfers… just means all these new juicy asses 🤤
December 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
all these gym transfers… just means all these new juicy asses 🤤
the “bros” talking about the wonders of aquaphor, love men who stay moisturized
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
the “bros” talking about the wonders of aquaphor, love men who stay moisturized
me thinking no one notices that i’m staring at his bulge
also me:
also me:
November 29, 2024 at 9:12 PM
me thinking no one notices that i’m staring at his bulge
also me:
also me:
just smoked with the lesbian aunt, leveling up omg
November 28, 2024 at 9:12 PM
just smoked with the lesbian aunt, leveling up omg
my friend: why’d you get three turkeys?
her dad: just kinda happened, wasn’t by design
her dad: just kinda happened, wasn’t by design
November 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
my friend: why’d you get three turkeys?
her dad: just kinda happened, wasn’t by design
her dad: just kinda happened, wasn’t by design
talked too soon now i’m fighting for my life with her drunk uncle
November 28, 2024 at 6:46 PM
talked too soon now i’m fighting for my life with her drunk uncle
watching the bears game with my bestie’s lesbian aunt — peaking !!
November 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
watching the bears game with my bestie’s lesbian aunt — peaking !!
happy thanksgiving, hope you get stuffed 🫶
November 28, 2024 at 3:47 PM
happy thanksgiving, hope you get stuffed 🫶
a man with a mustache and jersey mikes?! what more could i ask for ?!?
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
a man with a mustache and jersey mikes?! what more could i ask for ?!?
wanting to scream “slut!” every time these men’s nipples pop out at the gym
November 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
wanting to scream “slut!” every time these men’s nipples pop out at the gym
witnessing a catastrophic assquake
November 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
witnessing a catastrophic assquake
some of these straight men have no business walking around with cake like that
November 24, 2024 at 2:51 AM
some of these straight men have no business walking around with cake like that