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February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sheriff Truman: Albert, you make fun of everyone and everything and then act like you deserve an award for it. That's just not right. Get out of here before I do something I won't regret. Again
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February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sheriff Truman: Albert, you make fun of everyone and everything and then act like you deserve an award for it. That's just not right. Get out of here before I do something I won't regret. Again
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Agent Cooper: Diane, I received bad news today. Windom Earle has vanished. Audrey Home is missing. There is of course no connection, except for the simple fact that my former partner's disappearance seems to matter less to me than that of a troublesome high school girl
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February 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Agent Cooper: Diane, I received bad news today. Windom Earle has vanished. Audrey Home is missing. There is of course no connection, except for the simple fact that my former partner's disappearance seems to matter less to me than that of a troublesome high school girl
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February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Log Lady: Is a dog man’s best friend? I had a dog. The dog was large. It ate my garden, all the plants, and much earth. The dog ate so much earth it died. Its body went back to the earth.I have a memory of this dog. The memory is all that I have left of my dog. He was black and white
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February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Log Lady: Is a dog man’s best friend? I had a dog. The dog was large. It ate my garden, all the plants, and much earth. The dog ate so much earth it died. Its body went back to the earth.I have a memory of this dog. The memory is all that I have left of my dog. He was black and white
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February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sheriff Truman: If I understand law correctly, you need extradition papers in order to get a statement from me. And you need a subpoena from a judge. Now unless you gentlemen have that paperwork I suggest you take your cooperation, and stuff it
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February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sheriff Truman: If I understand law correctly, you need extradition papers in order to get a statement from me. And you need a subpoena from a judge. Now unless you gentlemen have that paperwork I suggest you take your cooperation, and stuff it
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Major Briggs: My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I’m so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you
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January 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Major Briggs: My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I’m so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you
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Ben Horne: We'll of course take care of your medical expenses. Dick Tremayne: How kind. One might also think worker's compensation of some variety will be involved... Ben Horne: Easily done. Dick Tremayne: Capital, Mr. Horne. I'll alert my attorney
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January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ben Horne: We'll of course take care of your medical expenses. Dick Tremayne: How kind. One might also think worker's compensation of some variety will be involved... Ben Horne: Easily done. Dick Tremayne: Capital, Mr. Horne. I'll alert my attorney
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Albert Rosenfield: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Albert Rosenfield: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
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Albert Rosenfield: The old rustic sucker-punch, huh? [calling after Truman] A hail of bullets would be nice! Dale Cooper: That's enough! The sheriff didn't mean anything. Albert Rosenfield: He hit me! Dale Cooper: Well, I'm sure he meant to do that.
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January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Albert Rosenfield: The old rustic sucker-punch, huh? [calling after Truman] A hail of bullets would be nice! Dale Cooper: That's enough! The sheriff didn't mean anything. Albert Rosenfield: He hit me! Dale Cooper: Well, I'm sure he meant to do that.
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Benjamin Horne: [To Audrey] If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent
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January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Benjamin Horne: [To Audrey] If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent
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James Hurley: I remember this one night when we first started seeing each other. She was still doing drugs then. Well, we were in the woods when she started saying this scary poem, over and over, about fire
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January 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
James Hurley: I remember this one night when we first started seeing each other. She was still doing drugs then. Well, we were in the woods when she started saying this scary poem, over and over, about fire
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Windom Earle: Dale wasn’t far wrong. The cave painting is an invitation of sorts, telling us when the revels begin. But what Dale doesn’t know is where to find it. For, you see, the cave painting is not only an invitation, it is also a map. A map to the Black Lodge!
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January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Windom Earle: Dale wasn’t far wrong. The cave painting is an invitation of sorts, telling us when the revels begin. But what Dale doesn’t know is where to find it. For, you see, the cave painting is not only an invitation, it is also a map. A map to the Black Lodge!
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Agent Cooper: Audrey's absence touches me in ways I did not predict. I find myself thinking not of clues or evidence, but of the content of her smile. The way it gives the lie to her delinquent posing
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January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Agent Cooper: Audrey's absence touches me in ways I did not predict. I find myself thinking not of clues or evidence, but of the content of her smile. The way it gives the lie to her delinquent posing
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January 23, 2026 at 5:04 PM
James Hurley: It’s not really a place it’s a feeling. Sometimes riding at night, I punch off the headlights and roll the throttle in just rocket blind into the dark
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January 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
James Hurley: It’s not really a place it’s a feeling. Sometimes riding at night, I punch off the headlights and roll the throttle in just rocket blind into the dark
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Agent Cooper: Briggs is a man of clear eye and deep thought; he sees right through the illusory texture of this world and fluently reads beneath it. You might meet a handful like him in a lifetime
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January 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Agent Cooper: Briggs is a man of clear eye and deep thought; he sees right through the illusory texture of this world and fluently reads beneath it. You might meet a handful like him in a lifetime
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Dale Cooper: Diane, I just opened Laura Palmer's diary. ... she's written, "nervous about meeting 'J' tonight". That's the letter 'J', Diane. Yeah, that is the last entry. Well that's something to get started on
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January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Dale Cooper: Diane, I just opened Laura Palmer's diary. ... she's written, "nervous about meeting 'J' tonight". That's the letter 'J', Diane. Yeah, that is the last entry. Well that's something to get started on
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Josie Packard: The other night I heard Catherine talking about an accident at the mill. A fire. A fire at Andrew's mill. My mill!
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January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Josie Packard: The other night I heard Catherine talking about an accident at the mill. A fire. A fire at Andrew's mill. My mill!
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Benjamin Horne: [To Audrey] If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent
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January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Benjamin Horne: [To Audrey] If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent
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[Pete Martell pours coffee for Dale Cooper and Sheriff Truman.] Pete Martell: Mr. Cooper, how do you take it? Dale Cooper: Black as midnight on a moonless night. Pete Martell: Pretty black
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January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
[Pete Martell pours coffee for Dale Cooper and Sheriff Truman.] Pete Martell: Mr. Cooper, how do you take it? Dale Cooper: Black as midnight on a moonless night. Pete Martell: Pretty black
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Agent Cooper: If I'm correct in my assumptions about the power of that unholy place ... God help us if he gets there first
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January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Agent Cooper: If I'm correct in my assumptions about the power of that unholy place ... God help us if he gets there first
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Agent Cooper: Following a dream I had three years ago, I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people, and have been filled with a desire to help them. I also awoke from the same dream realizing that I had subconsciously gained knowledge of a deductive technique, involving […]
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January 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Agent Cooper: Following a dream I had three years ago, I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people, and have been filled with a desire to help them. I also awoke from the same dream realizing that I had subconsciously gained knowledge of a deductive technique, involving […]