"Transvestigator" = I put arrows on photos I got from the internet.

Family building after 35 is out.

Say no more, mister 39!

Shockingly, there's a worse tweet than that in response to marissa's birthday...

"Get yourself a demon-attached older wardrobe. Was 100, now 60!*"

*sales include demon and wardrobe. Do not include the shown junk, racism, nor half-clad man in mirror image.

Ah, where "cope and seethe" are seen as gotcha replies, rather than the response of a 3rd grader who can't get their brain's connective spasms to go beyond "I know you are, but what am I?"

We call it the "like, comment, share and subscribe population," while we're just out here, being nervous to ask someone who works at the grocery store where that particular item is we "don't really need, it's fine!" 😅🤣

The attorney general position is too old for him...

Yup, during the previous trump admin - all the time, tbqh

In normal administrations-elect, it would be difficult to find an even bigger shitbag than Gaetz....in the Trump admin...not so much.

You see, we know this Dragon belongs to the Mulan lure, but we have no idea of the cultural reference 🤣 (we know the story of the historic Mulan, not of the thinned down Disney version)

No idea why we said Mulan. It was Pocahontas. We've never even seen Mulan to this day. Maybe it's cuz its 5am and we slept 3hrs yesterday.

We went to see Mulan at the theater when we were little. It was an awful expierience. First the reel went kaputt so we literally only saw Mulan's legs during Colors of the wind. Then the electricity went out and then they cut about 20 mins halfway through the reel, after the intermissions 🤣🤣

The Secretary of health and human services who opposes everything from vaccines to regulations enjoying a healthy, wholesome lunch...

The Secretary of health and human services who opposes everything from vaccines to regulations enjoying a healthy, wholesome lunch...

A blue tongue on bluesky is nothing if not appropriate!

We love the "stay in school!" confidence

Same