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Twisted Mare Stables

@twistedmarestables.bsky.social

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Living my lifelong dream to have my very own horses. Safe haven for retired horses, a random goat, and whole mess of other critters. Retired Air Force but not retired. No maga welcome here.

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 12h

This is how cats trick you.

They start off as tiny little cutie patooties.

**Not My Kitten - I’m farm sitting 💕

A tiny black and white kitten laying on a blue towel

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 14h

Everytime I write it all down I realize just how detailed and over the top my feeding instructions are

“Soak the feed but not TOO much or else Roxie won’t eat it. Make it like oatmeal consistency. Not grits”

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 15h

I have a spreadsheet and a giant chart 😂😂😂

The giant chart desperately needs updating

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 15h

Not My Horse

His name is Zinga and I love him

A pink nosed mini horse with wild hair is peering over a gate.

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 16h

OMG KITTENS

A tiny fluffy black kitten being held like a baby

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

She’s fine for a LOT of medical stuff, including me still medicating her eye - because that hasn’t healed up properly yet.

But dental stuff just ticks her off. She is definitely my horse because I also get mad about dental stuff 😂😂

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

Sabo will happily bite just about anyone who needs it.

So far Monkey is just good at being cute.

But I do have a doodle who is VERY SCARY so that’s good lol

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

You’re right. They’re my little resistance fighters now.

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

These two are ridiculous.

Why are we making trenches???

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

Roxie (and You Know and PJ) got their teeth done yesterday.

Roxie fought the sedation and was incredibly offended the entire time.

I will be paying for making her suffer such indignities. But she needed it done - we are trying everything we can to get her to gain weight

A red mare is wearing a pink rope around her neck - two people in blue overalls and bright pink shirts are working on her teeth. Her mouth is wide open and one of the people has a tool inside her mouth. The mare’s visible eye has a wide ring of white around it

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

All of my animals have nicknames not suitable for children 😂😂

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t listen to her music all that much, but I’m honestly not understanding all of the hate I’m seeing about her new album! I have read some of the most women hating reviews online about her music and I just don’t get it.

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

I like devil ponies lol - I have several who live to stress me out and they’re all my little muffins lol

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

I want to lock up my old Roxie girl at night with nothing but a giant pile of alfalfa because the other horses push her off the hay.

I hate it because she is really struggling with her weight and we are throwing everything we can at her to get her to gain.

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no! Colic is the worst and it’s so stressful for everyone. I hope you can get some answers for your sweet boy

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 1d

Monkey Moo is too cute.

Which is lucky because he has decided my house is his bathroom. 😑😑

I have belly bands on order - with him being a boy dog I can’t have him marking the walls and furniture. So gross.

A black and tan hound dog laying in the dirt in front of a red brick wall. His ears are forward and his tongue is out

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 2d

Hopefully your new barn owner recognizes this hatefulness for what it is - fear that the neglect by the old BO isn’t made public.

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 2d

Look at my gorgeous friend’s new art!!

Nat the Horse Witch 🦄🧙🔮 @horsesandhockey.bsky.social · 2d

So I commissioned an artist to create and avatar and banner for me so that my social media across platforms is cohesive and I’m just tickled pink about it

A banner that says Nat the Horse witch.. the works are overlaying a witchy scene in pinks and purples and there’s and pink and purple smoke surrounding everything

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 2d

Oh definitely!!!! I want art like this!! Love love love!!

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 2d

Omg these are wonderful!!!

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 3d

Monday morning mayhem

A hound dog with a toy and a blue heeler are looking at each other - they are in a bedroom

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 3d

He had a perfectly boopable snoot

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 3d

This is my life 😂😂😂

Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 3d

Bu Bear - always and forever my sunshine boy 💕

Even when he was making silly faces lol

A floppy eared palomino horse is facing the camera. The sunset behind him is gold and yellow and orange and pink

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 3d

Bless his heart - he’s always getting startled by that damn goat.

But he LOVES the goat and she loves him. It’s the oddest and cutest thing at the same time

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