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Calypso

@twistedwishgranter.bsky.social

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Host of the annual Twisted Metal Tournament, resident wish-maker. Written by @stroestofbros.bsky.social No lewd pls

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Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 26d

“I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.”
Portrayal of Calypso from Twisted Metal, specifically Head On

a man with long black hair is sitting at a table with a book

ALT: a man with long black hair is sitting at a table with a book

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Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 11h

//stolen

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 1d

That’s wonderful news, Infinite!

ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ [ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀ ] @thediscipleoffries.bsky.social · 1d

“You know what?

I actually feel like being nice to someone today!

I could just NOT be nuisance to others!“

ɪɴꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ [ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀ ] @thediscipleoffries.bsky.social · 1d

Infinite wakes up from his sleep, head hovering above his keyboard,

And not even three seconds later he had this look on his face like he had the best sleep of his life.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 4d

@endless-hellfire.bsky.social
I dub you “Tagon” and “Nokton” respectively.
The Esperanto words for Day and Night.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 5d

@will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social
“The Phantom of the Ballet Stage” would be a fitting name, given your love for the art.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 6d

I’m looking to practice my vernacular.

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Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 7d

//He has no idea who she is but he’s still giving some half-assed courtesy

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 7d

Hm.
Sleep well, madam.

𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑯 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑳. @girlontheark.bsky.social · 7d

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 8d

Of what exactly? One of those days, I presume?

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 9d

I never had a hat, mysterious voice…
Who are you?

Homesickness. @its-you.bsky.social · 10d

(You're walking around. That's the open int bait. You're just walking around.)

(But WOOAAAAHHH, your HAT is still OFF!!!)

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 11d

(OPEN INTERACTION)
Some chocolate milk for you,
READER.
Because one, you’re epic, and two, it is actually national chocolate milk day today!

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 12d

Not to worry, Doctor. I have a proposition I’m willing to make, then I’ll be on my merry way.

Dr. Faust and co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 13d

-Soooooo, what exactly are you doing here so late without signing in?-

-You shouldn't be doing that-

Reposted by Calypso

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 13d

𝐊𝐄𝐘

My name is Otaku Potato, and I will destroy anyone who gets in the way of me achieving those beautiful kitty tiddies and those long dog dongos.

I will kill the world so that I can bend over each animal and nobody can stop me. Look at my angry gif. It shows how tough and willing I am.

a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a black background .

ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a black background .

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Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 12d

//I’ve seen Otaku before I’m jaded at this point

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 14d

Today’s a good day today, dreary as it is.
I finally have procured Sonic Racing Crossworlds so the weather is compensated for.
I’m also looking forward to November for Ichiban!

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 14d

Oh, really?
(He conjures a high-end board, fitted and with Jet’s colors.)
Do you believe me now?
(He then poofs the board out of existence.)

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 14d

My greatest wish? Yeah, sure.

[ The avian gave a roll of his eyes, leaning against the fuel nozzle jutting from his car ]

Call me skeptical, but you don't exactly have the looks of a magic genie.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 15d

Come now, Jet. You don’t wish to have your greatest wish come true?

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 15d

Come now, Jet. You don’t wish to have your greatest wish come true?

Jet the Hawk @jetthehawk.bsky.social · 15d

[ Considering the trail of destruction this supercar in a clunker's clothing left behind? The real surprise was that the other half wasn't also on his tail. ]

[ Needless to say, when he was approached, Jet was more than a little suspicious. ]

Not interested. Don't waste your breath old man.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 16d

You must have a storied past if that’s your response to being tricked three consecutive times.

✧ 𝓜𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝓣𝑯𝑨𝑵 𝓐 𝓜𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 16d

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, shame on you.

Fool me thrice, I’m feeding you dryer sheets.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 17d

//wait are people getting really access to the game
I have it preloaded on switch and it’s not ready to be played yet on my console

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 17d

This talk of Death Battle reminds me of how they STILL have ignored my calls requesting permission for me to fight AM.

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Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 17d

//OFF TO THE VACUUM DIMENSION

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 18d

(OPEN INTERACTION)

(The READER is doing whatever when Calypso approaches them.)
Good day. I am Calypso, and I come with an offer.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 19d

In my world, your name is given to a vehicle designed to kill.
Here, it describes the ultimate life form.
Even I’m surprised at how it works, Shadow.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑. @chaoscontrolled.bsky.social · 19d

... So interdimensional travel is possible?

What does that have to do with me?

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 26d

Another Earth, you could say. One where events played out very differently, leading to much different events.
Even I’m surprised how our different worlds can contradict one another.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 21d

Now if only the Twisted Metal contest got as much traction nowadays. A tv show can’t be all they’re offering.

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · 22d

“Ho..ly… shit…”

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 22d

Good evening.

DarkMagicianGirl @discipleofmagic.bsky.social · 22d

“Hiiiiiiiii everybody!!”

The duel spirit happily waved to the multiverse. She’s hoping the reader has a great day.

Calypso @twistedwishgranter.bsky.social · 23d

How does that correlate to anything?

Kris Dreemurr. @souloflight.bsky.social · 23d

I am the Sephiroth of the Krislings.