1. I went to the site of the battle of Hastings one time and it skewed my dumbass mind up so bad, mixed with the limited facts we learnt in history, I wholeheartedly thought the battle was like a couple hundred guys duking it out in a football field sized ground for like 20 mins

2. Whilst in 6th form I designed something similar to this for use during a terrorist attack, it would be bolted to the floor to avoid getting moved, would deploy smoke to the room, emit a sound which would make a noise that would force you to feel nauseous and flash dangerously fast

3. There is literally nothing stopping you from taking another persons shopping basket in a shop, paying for it and then waking out with that shopping, they don’t own it yet

I got bored after finding 3 funny tweets so today we are going to be going over the top 3 Xiva tweets of all time

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In honour of having to start again I want to welcome watch mojo to the stage, today we will be counting down the top 10 Xiva tweets of all time

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