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Ever changing 🤔 Don’t follow me, I have no fucking clue 🧑🏼‍🦯‍➡️Allergic to bullshit 🐮 Music is my drug of choice 🎸
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”

- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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Literally, the stupidest people doing the stupidest stuff and systematically dismantling our democratic norms and institutions
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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Europe having to perform military exercises against their primary threat, the United States.
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You stupid fucks are just now figuring this out?
This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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👇👇
January 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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I absolutely HATE it when Marjorie Taylor Greene makes sense.
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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This new war is not only illegal, reckless and deeply corrupt, it is the latest in a series of increasingly desperate distractions from the EPSTEIN Files.

#ImpeachAndConvict47NOW
January 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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When oil and tech CEOs are in the loop about his plans to invade a sovereign nation and Congress isn’t, that’s all you need to know about the legitimacy of his actions.
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Who wants to tell him that stupid and incompetent people are already running the country.
Test results summary: He crayoned mostly inside the lines and was able to tell the difference between Stephen Miller and a hyena (on the third try).
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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This is how you age with NO hate in your heart ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Sunday Shiver in Chicago. This morning at Chicago Harbor at 5-degrees at sunrise.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Holiday Hancock. A brilliant sunset in Chicago, this week in 2015 for Wayback Wednesday.
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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By Theo Moudakis, in today's Toronto Star:
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Agree 💯......
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Plus interest!
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed.

Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.

When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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It appears they are filming Game of Thrones in Chicago. This morning's sunrise hitting the skyline.
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM