Two Cats Jumping
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This is two cats and we are jumping
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
The three we vote for to specifically uphold create and uphold our laws have offices
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The three we vote for to specifically uphold create and uphold our laws have offices
It says it's not authentic and he still went scorched earth of Jon
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It says it's not authentic and he still went scorched earth of Jon
There's several folks saying you should be fine and you probably are fine tonight. But I did everything you did last Winter and had to replace a leaky spigot this Spring. You should address it before Winter.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There's several folks saying you should be fine and you probably are fine tonight. But I did everything you did last Winter and had to replace a leaky spigot this Spring. You should address it before Winter.
Me 15+ years ago
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me 15+ years ago
I appreciate that human extinction will take just a little bit longer than the ending scarcity path
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I appreciate that human extinction will take just a little bit longer than the ending scarcity path
We're building on top of "everyone is 12" with " everything is a movie" now.
We got international heists and international mafia gambling back to back
We got international heists and international mafia gambling back to back
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We're building on top of "everyone is 12" with " everything is a movie" now.
We got international heists and international mafia gambling back to back
We got international heists and international mafia gambling back to back
Cryptid Fascist
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cryptid Fascist
My grandpa used to drink a Burger beer and eat a bowl of pretzels every night before bed. I learned this at a time when 30 racks of Burger were like $13 and they happened to stock like 6 at a time at my Liquor Barn. I'd buy one every time I was there. Anyway, this is beautiful.
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My grandpa used to drink a Burger beer and eat a bowl of pretzels every night before bed. I learned this at a time when 30 racks of Burger were like $13 and they happened to stock like 6 at a time at my Liquor Barn. I'd buy one every time I was there. Anyway, this is beautiful.
When someone farts, is air from their butthole entering your ear canal?
October 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When someone farts, is air from their butthole entering your ear canal?
For real. Can that heat this instant.
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For real. Can that heat this instant.
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September 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And now they own close to 180 stations
September 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
And now they own close to 180 stations
He died. The company's leader is Tim Apple now.
September 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
He died. The company's leader is Tim Apple now.
Ever met a German Shepherd?
September 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ever met a German Shepherd?