Who cares? 💅✨
@twoidiotsinlove.bsky.social
“Writer”, plushy owner. She/her
PaperNights on AO3
WeChat4Men on twitter but that's gone now
PaperNights on AO3
WeChat4Men on twitter but that's gone now
Guess what? I got what I wanted. I did go unnoticed! Not by immediate family ofc, but by friends and extended family. Being depressed on your birthday sucks. -100/10 would NOT recommend, but going unnoticed helped to lessen the pain
Please let me go unnoticed today, please, please, please, please, please. It's not an important date, please. I'm on my knees.
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Guess what? I got what I wanted. I did go unnoticed! Not by immediate family ofc, but by friends and extended family. Being depressed on your birthday sucks. -100/10 would NOT recommend, but going unnoticed helped to lessen the pain
Oh, by the way, I'm 26 now.
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Oh, by the way, I'm 26 now.
There's not enough words in the world to describe my anger and hatred against fucking Professor Lucius.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
There's not enough words in the world to describe my anger and hatred against fucking Professor Lucius.
Oh, Lucius, when I catch you. When I catch you, Lucius.
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December 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oh, Lucius, when I catch you. When I catch you, Lucius.
The Love and Deepspace characters care more about my birthday than myself, lmao.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Love and Deepspace characters care more about my birthday than myself, lmao.
Please let me go unnoticed today, please, please, please, please, please. It's not an important date, please. I'm on my knees.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Please let me go unnoticed today, please, please, please, please, please. It's not an important date, please. I'm on my knees.
It won best script and best short too! Amongst many other awards, and it's not even January!
My cousin's short won first place in fiction at a film festival and it's now selected to compete at Rome International Film festival! I'm so proud of him
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It won best script and best short too! Amongst many other awards, and it's not even January!
It feels incredibly selfish and self-centered being depressed in a world where genocide is happening. As if not having a good reason to be depressed wasn't enough.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It feels incredibly selfish and self-centered being depressed in a world where genocide is happening. As if not having a good reason to be depressed wasn't enough.
I SAID BRR 👏👏 IT'S COLD IN HERE. THERE MUST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
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November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I SAID BRR 👏👏 IT'S COLD IN HERE. THERE MUST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE
¿Le dijo a alguien más del grupo o solo a mí? ¿Soy la única que sabe que es papá?
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
¿Le dijo a alguien más del grupo o solo a mí? ¿Soy la única que sabe que es papá?
Dude's probably gay, man. So like, why can't I stop thirsting over him?
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Dude's probably gay, man. So like, why can't I stop thirsting over him?
I fucked up no nut November lmao
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I fucked up no nut November lmao
Have I ever told y'all that my bladder holds like 1.5lt? Cuz it does. The ultrasound tech said that, and I quote, "it was the biggest bladder [she'd] ever seen in [her] career"
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Have I ever told y'all that my bladder holds like 1.5lt? Cuz it does. The ultrasound tech said that, and I quote, "it was the biggest bladder [she'd] ever seen in [her] career"
He makes me so horny, it's not even funny
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He makes me so horny, it's not even funny
How do I know I'm in my ovulation week? Easy, I just go: "I want Zhuocheng to RUIN me" and then ask myself if I'm ovulating, check Clue, and what do you know? I am.
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
How do I know I'm in my ovulation week? Easy, I just go: "I want Zhuocheng to RUIN me" and then ask myself if I'm ovulating, check Clue, and what do you know? I am.
Yo no pedí nacer. Yo no pedí que dijeran que no al aborto que le recomendaron a mi mamá.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yo no pedí nacer. Yo no pedí que dijeran que no al aborto que le recomendaron a mi mamá.
Why am I here?
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why am I here?
If he only wanted one daughter, why did they keep trying?
October 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If he only wanted one daughter, why did they keep trying?
Dentist: You have those two "extra" canines because your mouth is too small.
Me: (・∀・) what
Dentist: And your teeth are pretty, and you have a nice smile
Me:
Me: (・∀・) what
Dentist: And your teeth are pretty, and you have a nice smile
Me:
a woman with long dark hair is sitting in front of a window making a funny face .
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October 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dentist: You have those two "extra" canines because your mouth is too small.
Me: (・∀・) what
Dentist: And your teeth are pretty, and you have a nice smile
Me:
Me: (・∀・) what
Dentist: And your teeth are pretty, and you have a nice smile
Me:
Wei Wuxian is a wizard and all the other cultivators are witches
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Wei Wuxian is a wizard and all the other cultivators are witches
Ah, so my cousins held a Halloween party and I wasn't invited. That's cool. ಠ∀ಠ
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ah, so my cousins held a Halloween party and I wasn't invited. That's cool. ಠ∀ಠ
OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE
October 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE
Friend: I'm going to be a dad
Me: what
Me: what
October 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Friend: I'm going to be a dad
Me: what
Me: what