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A comic about the Presidents of the United States and other star-spangled banter. By @classicbri.bsky.social

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Gotta love these Portland frogs
#comics #frogs #portland
Three panel comic featuring Franklin D. Roosevelt in an inflatable frog costume. Panel 1: FDR hops into the frame and says "Hoppy Days are here again!" Panel 2: FDR approaches an angry gang of ICE agents. FDR says "Look at this kid. He wants Civil War so bad but not if I'm dressed as an inflatable frog." The ICE agent says "This Anti-fascist Roosevelt guy is ruining our tough guy TV footage! Let me shoot him once!" Two other agents behind him say "let it go, man!" "Don't let him get to you!" Panel 3: Abraham Lincoln arrives, also in an inflatable frog costume. He says "Send warning: the south had better hope it doesn't rise again!" FDR says "Cry Havoc! And let slip the frogs of war."
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Dr. Feelgood For All

#comic #kennedy #healthcare
Three panel comic in the White House Press Room. John F. Kennedy is lighting up a cigar at the podium. Panel 1: JFK says "What kind of Kennedy would I be, without a checkered relationship to medicine?" Panel 2: There are syringes everywhere. JFK says "Dr. Feelgood for all! If it was good enough to get me through 1962—it's good enough for 'MAGA' Health and Human Services." Panel 3: Lyndon B. Johnson picks up one of the syringes and reads the label. LBJ says "This 'vitamin shot' is all amphetamines, steroids, and animal hormones." JFK, stabbing himself in the butt with one of the syringes, says "And a dash of Tylenol so don't take it if you're pregnant."
October 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Sic Semper Tyrannis
#comics #politics #presidents
Panel 1: King Trump says "Long live the King! Like all American royals, I was crowned by saving New York from congestion pricing." Panel 2: SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS is spray painted in big red letters on a fortified wall newly built outside the White House. King Trump grumbly scratches out a new Executive Order, "All graffiti will hereby be in English only."
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Happy Birthday, Jimmy Carter!
Jimmy Carter illustration from the comic Two Party Opera
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Liberty being questioned by D.O.R.B., the Department of Robber Barons

#comics #politics
Panel 1: A moneybag headed Broligarch leads a gang of industrialists (Rockefeller, Carnegie, and them) and says to the Statue of Liberty, "We are D.O.R.B. (Department of Robber Barons). List 5 things you accomplished last week to justify your job." Panel 2: Liberty lists them out, "Glowed world-wide welcome. Took in tired, poor, huddled masses. Requested the homeless, tempest-tost sent to me. Lifted my lamp beside the golden door!" Off-panel, the bro-ligarch responds "And a fith bullet?" Panel 3: Liberty regrettedly says "Maintained an average scrap copper price of around $3/pound." Bro-ligarch says "Melt her down, boys."
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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"The Crack Down" — the one where John Adams gets his face held against the bumper of an ICE containment van.

#comics #politics #presidents
One panel comic showing a bunch of ICE agents in front of the Jefferson Memorial. The first one is holding John Adams down with his boot against the back of the containment van. John Adams yells "Take your boot off my face, you louse! I'm a citizen! From the greaat commonwealth of Massachusetts!" The second ICE agent is watching and says "We'll decide who's American, 'Juan Adams'." Two other agents are keeping Thomas Jefferson back. The one pointing his gun says "Go about your business. Pretend we're not here." Another says "Yeah, go on, tell your little jokes. Easy on the French stuff." Thomas Jefferson says "In his defense, the joke was really more about Alexander Hamilton than Charlie Kirk."
September 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Bury My Medals at Wounded Knee
#comics #politics #presidents
Four panel comic in the Oval Office. Benjamin Harrison is holding up a Medal of Honor. Panel 1: Harrison says "It's been decided: the perpetrators of the 1890 Wounded Knee Massacre will keep their medals—" Panel 2: "—Therefore, I, President Benjamin Harrison, award the Medal of Honor to this Hotchkiss 1.65-inch caliber mountain gun. May its place in history no longer be up for debate." Panel 3: Harrison salutes the gun and says "Thank you for your military service of the indiscriminate slaughter of hundreds of Lakota lives, including women and children." Panel 4: The gun has the medal hanging from its barrel. Harrison says "Or as Pete Hegseth calls it: 'Warrior Ethos'."
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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The way Andrew Johnson sees it, there are three kinds of people.

#comics #politics #presidents
Four panel comic featuring President Andrew Johnson, angry. Panel 1: Johnson says "The way I see it, there are three kinds of people." Panel 2: "People who are wrong—and should know better." Panel 3: "People who are right—but ruin their cause by being too extreme." Panel 4: "And me! The reasonable one." Nearby, Ulysses S. Grant tells Abraham Lincoln "he claims this act does well on college campuses."
September 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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We are simply restoring the true spirit of America. By force.

"American Experiments" featuring Ronald Reagan
#comics #politics #presidents
Four panel comic featuring Ronald Reagan in front of the White House south lawn, surrounded by concrete walls and barbed wire. He holds a sign that says "Keep Calm and Lick a Boot." Panel 1: "Pardon our dust, we are simply restoring the true spirit of America. By Force." Panel 2: "Utilizing the newest technologies to torment people of color in ways we could only imagine just a few years ago." Panel 3: "That's why it's called the 'American Experiment.'" Panel 4: "It was always a theoretical concept if white men could peaceably co-exist with others."
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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There Will Be Presidents. Sign up!
Caption: "Sign up for the Two Party Opera Newsletter." And it features George Washington giving the thumbs up while reading a newspaper with the headline "Newsletter?! Yes!"
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM