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twopumpprincess.bsky.social
Xanadu
@twopumpprincess.bsky.social
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i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 23d
oh dear
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 9h
legally changing my name to 9/11 because you will never forget me
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Lindsay but pumpkin-spiced @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social · 12h
FYI if you follow me, I take it as you giving a wholehearted endorsement to all my takes, and there is zero room for nuance
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 16h
The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 13h
parappa family lore
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14h
one thing I learned during 2020 is that "less than lethal" munitions are explicitly designed to be shot into the ground so they lose velocity and bounce up into people and the reason I didn't know that before is literally NO ONE has ever deployed them that way.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 14h
Reporter's notebook: I actually began working on this story shortly after footage of the incident showed up last month.

But by the time I finally got ahold of folks, the story grew: 2 *other* faith leaders I spoke with *also* reported being shot w/pepper balls while protesting this ICE facility.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 1d
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 14h
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 15h
lee greenwood's only other major contribution to society
Commercials Mcdonalds
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 17h
damn thats crazy
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 21h
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
The Telltale Heart but it is Michigan J. Frog
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
The Telltale Heart but it is a random Bluetooth device
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
i love this era of apple design
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
the ken bone army
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
oh shit
oh fuck
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
just let me get drunk and play zork ii alone as god intended
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
why are you still asking me if i want to play dungeons and dragons? i thought we invented computers so we didn't have to play pen and paper rpgs anymore
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
apparently a package store is a regional term for liquor store and not a store that only sells boxes
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
meet me at the package store
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
many people are asking this
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d
looking like a romulan
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die. @rockthekoopa.bsky.social · 1d
she is orange for an amazing reason
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
the holiest gamer you've ever known
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
The Double Jerry Hypothesis
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
bluesky moderation is just three robots in a trench coat
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
looking into it
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Xanadu @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 1d
don't threaten me with a good time
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
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