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🔞 🎃 *The* jimmytwotries. Collaborative cunnilingus / Dead Rising 2 fanboy (I'm actually very boring). https://archiveofourown.org/users/jimmytwotries/pseuds/jimmytwotries

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 4d

If anybody would like to commission their favourite cast of girls reduced to an orgasm-addled meat wall... 👀

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 4d

📌🎃 A prank-minded nerd girl infiltrates a local sorority, only to find the cheerleader stacys encased in a vibrating mass of pink goo.

Judging by their muffled screams, their interlinked nervous system is making their collective orgasms exponentially more intense... (1/2)

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 12h

When you *definitely* got through the entire meeting without anyone noticing your nephews playing doctor:

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FarFromTheTree @farfromthetree.bsky.social · 13h

Two lesbians going on a date where they get freely used by men, constantly getting fucked by strangers, and then at the end of the date one girl suggests they go back to her room to "relax" together and the other girl replies "Sorry, I just don't think I'm ready for that yet..."

#NSFW

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AG(AnythingGoes artist) @ag-artist.bsky.social · 12h

velma wip "AcKchually ghosts are not real!"

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

Getting dressed for work, as one does.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

There was just the one ill-advised alien pregnancy arc before the pivot.

Now there's an implied creampie every other week.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 A long-running sci-fi TV show loses the male half of its will-they-won't-they ship bait...and hastily pivots to women in peril fetish plots.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 A refined actress-slash-director hiring an authentic 17 year old to play a 17 year old, but delaying the filming for a few months so their sex scene can be extra authentic...

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

One straight one gay but they have sweaty sex constantly.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 A final girl who ends up with godparents who really want to get into her pants.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

📌 An outsider is sent to a magic boarding school after several years of regular school.

The other girls have a lot of fun testing their dubcon overstimulation magic on the "prodigy" aka the useless virgin.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 1d

Niiice.

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 1d

Boys lifting slutty heels over their heads, wearing nothing else~

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

Is there some way to generate a kinktober prompt list?

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Serozin🔞 @serozin.bsky.social · 2d

special rly gave Shauntal some cleavage👀

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

Can anybody recommend me an artist who does monster/machine schematic-style naughty art?

(Like fetishy art of something expertly molesting a helpless clitoris).

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

📌 Agreeing to experiment with your fiancé.

Secretly doing everything you can to turn him into a hopeless femboy addict so he'll start cheating on you.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

📌 Hilbert wishes his dick would stay soft for a couple of months so he could concentrate on studying.

His wish comes true, but his smoking-hot long distance Kalosian girlfriend immediately demands he buy himself a knotted dildo and learn to bounce.

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

📌 Your big sister's sarcastic BFF who knows that virgin geeks like you and your friends think about sex 24/7.

Also everybody involved is a girl.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

This (😩) but with nerd energy.

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 3d

Jerking off the cute librarian girl during her shift, doing your best to force cute noises out of her mouth to get her shh'd by her coworker~

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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 2d

Arrogant princesses getting blown by their former court rivals during important meetings.

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 2d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

📌 Lusamine blowing a business deal, immediately scheming to get her rival's daughters drunk and make them go down on each other.

🔞 two_tries 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎃 @twotries.bsky.social · 2d

📌 Lusamine bumps into a cute, barely-legal boy. She doesn't make a huge impression on him.

One week later, she owns the house next to his parents' place. A week after that she starts "accidentally" flashing her racy new lingerie out the window opposite his bedroom...

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Serozin🔞 @serozin.bsky.social · 3d

goddamn Skyla's got a great ass
Elesa's a lucky woman

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