The hardest part about raising kids is keeping a straight face when you're trying to discipline them.
Principal; "Son, you cannot just lean in and punch n*zis... but gimme a high five on your way to detention."
Principal; "Son, you cannot just lean in and punch n*zis... but gimme a high five on your way to detention."
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The hardest part about raising kids is keeping a straight face when you're trying to discipline them.
Principal; "Son, you cannot just lean in and punch n*zis... but gimme a high five on your way to detention."
Principal; "Son, you cannot just lean in and punch n*zis... but gimme a high five on your way to detention."
One of Tom Hanks more experimental shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
One of Tom Hanks more experimental shitposts
New head canon just dropped.
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
New head canon just dropped.
What better place than here
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
What better place than here
Gang patch identification.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Gang patch identification.
77 million people chose this.
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
77 million people chose this.
"...and if that's what it takes,
to get you through,
go on close your eyes.
It shouldn't bother you."
-Melissa Etheridge
to get you through,
go on close your eyes.
It shouldn't bother you."
-Melissa Etheridge
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 AM
"...and if that's what it takes,
to get you through,
go on close your eyes.
It shouldn't bother you."
-Melissa Etheridge
to get you through,
go on close your eyes.
It shouldn't bother you."
-Melissa Etheridge
God nodding along, "That ties in the with Greek tragedy thing we're working on. How about we make them famous too? Would that be over the top?"
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
God nodding along, "That ties in the with Greek tragedy thing we're working on. How about we make them famous too? Would that be over the top?"
I'll have what he's having.
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'll have what he's having.
77 million people chose this.
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
77 million people chose this.