My five year old drew a melting alien. I think it’s pretty good.

Where is the lie

My 4 year old said it’s her #sister but it looks more like #nikfiend

Yo #canada I’d like to get off this ride. This thing still good?

Why am I not being offered an egg in these trying times?

My 4 year old said she wanted to have a spa day for her dolls and then does this. Thanks for the nightmares, baby.