I know it’s been a hot minute since I took my oath, but I don’t recall pledging to follow the commander in chief. I do recall pledging to uphold the Constitution and to defend that. I seem to recall, sitting through some very boring classes, learning what legal and non-legal orders were.

Does this mean he also thinks he’s a fascist??

I miss the days when the adults were in charge.

I don’t think “Western values” means what he thinks it does, because uhhhhh **checks notes** pretty sure Saudi Arabia isn’t a “Western values” kinda place.

“Election? I don’t anything about an election”

I was just saying that no matter how much I want to celebrate, I’m afraid of what fresh hell he’s about to unleash as retaliation.

Hey now! I’m gonna need you to stick to headlines that are for sure satire! It’s too hard to know if this is actually happening anymore. I hate this timeline we are stuck in

Why do I feel dirty every time I find myself agreeing with her?? MTG and I being in agreement about anything has never been on any of my Bingo cards.

I mean California could just do what Texas did, ya know do it without a vote 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

I miss the days when The Onion was just satire and could absolutely not be confused with reporting real news. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Same!

It’s amazing that we ALL know what this is referring to and are in fact awaiting the news.

Careful, someone will read this and think it’s true 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ok, who had circumcision causes autism on your 2025 bingo card? I looked at ALL of mine and couldn’t find it. FFS I can NOT with these people anymore 🤦🏻‍♀️

I just landed in ATL, soooo either it’s happening later or my plane is just full of heathens 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don’t think you’re ignorant at all. I think that a lot of America is willingly ignorant when it comes to this. All I’m saying is that in this current political climate words matter and that the phrase “of age” implies someone that is old to give consent. A child can’t consent to either situation.