@tyborg.bsky.social
Do I look like a sissy boy to you? Of course I want my sandwich Mike’s Way.
May 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do I look like a sissy boy to you? Of course I want my sandwich Mike’s Way.
Zombie apocalypse impending. Who you recruiting?
May 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Zombie apocalypse impending. Who you recruiting?
We’re SO gonna buy a zoo
-guy who’s only ever seen the movie We Bought a Zoo
-guy who’s only ever seen the movie We Bought a Zoo
May 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We’re SO gonna buy a zoo
-guy who’s only ever seen the movie We Bought a Zoo
-guy who’s only ever seen the movie We Bought a Zoo
They’re poly. Who wants to be their fourth (I’m already their third)?
April 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
They’re poly. Who wants to be their fourth (I’m already their third)?
Wow, really loved Domhnall Gleeson Torture Simulator 5000 (Peter Rabbit 2)
April 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Wow, really loved Domhnall Gleeson Torture Simulator 5000 (Peter Rabbit 2)
When will Peter Rabbit 2 be free on streaming. I simply can’t bear to wait any longer. Might drop a hundo at this point…
April 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When will Peter Rabbit 2 be free on streaming. I simply can’t bear to wait any longer. Might drop a hundo at this point…
My life expectancy is however long it takes me to catch up on all existing seasons of Young Sheldon.
April 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My life expectancy is however long it takes me to catch up on all existing seasons of Young Sheldon.
Time for some REAL fun…
*strains aquafaba into separate container
*strains aquafaba into separate container
March 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Time for some REAL fun…
*strains aquafaba into separate container
*strains aquafaba into separate container
My dad’s favorite movie of all time is Venom: The Last Dance.
March 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My dad’s favorite movie of all time is Venom: The Last Dance.
No one:
Me, in donkey voice: I’M MAKIN WAFFLES
Me, in donkey voice: I’M MAKIN WAFFLES
February 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
No one:
Me, in donkey voice: I’M MAKIN WAFFLES
Me, in donkey voice: I’M MAKIN WAFFLES
Ah, a batch of nachos and a random episode of Young Sheldon. Livin’ large.
February 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ah, a batch of nachos and a random episode of Young Sheldon. Livin’ large.
Stranger: EAT SHIT.
Me: Ok. *grabs fishing kit and sets up shop at nearest toilet bowl.
Me: Ok. *grabs fishing kit and sets up shop at nearest toilet bowl.
February 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stranger: EAT SHIT.
Me: Ok. *grabs fishing kit and sets up shop at nearest toilet bowl.
Me: Ok. *grabs fishing kit and sets up shop at nearest toilet bowl.
Broke: watching early 1900s Disney animated shorts while high
Woke: watching early 1900s Disney animated shorts while high and dissecting its themes in historical context that may or may not be accurate.
Woke: watching early 1900s Disney animated shorts while high and dissecting its themes in historical context that may or may not be accurate.
February 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Broke: watching early 1900s Disney animated shorts while high
Woke: watching early 1900s Disney animated shorts while high and dissecting its themes in historical context that may or may not be accurate.
Woke: watching early 1900s Disney animated shorts while high and dissecting its themes in historical context that may or may not be accurate.
Methinks Young Sheldon might be neurodivergent. It’s a hot take, but someone had to be bold enough to say it.
January 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Methinks Young Sheldon might be neurodivergent. It’s a hot take, but someone had to be bold enough to say it.
You know you’re baked af when Young Sheldon is actually an enjoyable watch.
January 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know you’re baked af when Young Sheldon is actually an enjoyable watch.
* points gun
“I said I’M GONNA NEED THAT SAMMY MIKE’S WAY. Capiche?”
“I said I’M GONNA NEED THAT SAMMY MIKE’S WAY. Capiche?”
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
* points gun
“I said I’M GONNA NEED THAT SAMMY MIKE’S WAY. Capiche?”
“I said I’M GONNA NEED THAT SAMMY MIKE’S WAY. Capiche?”
Sex Lives of College Girls, a Reese’s, a cozy couch, and a dream.
November 8, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Sex Lives of College Girls, a Reese’s, a cozy couch, and a dream.
Who’s eating Gilbert’s grape?
November 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Who’s eating Gilbert’s grape?
The Rizzler knows the location of every CIA blacksite worldwide and refuses to release this information. Is THIS who you want to elect to office?
November 2, 2024 at 5:27 PM
The Rizzler knows the location of every CIA blacksite worldwide and refuses to release this information. Is THIS who you want to elect to office?
Hey! I’m the licorice bitch.
October 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Hey! I’m the licorice bitch.