@tydee.bsky.social
I’ve written over 6,000 anti-MAGA limericks during the last 7 years. They used to be funny
Why stop at the Kennedy Center?
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why stop at the Kennedy Center?
Economic News
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Economic News
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
But at the White House all prices are down, except for the price of a pardon.
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But at the White House all prices are down, except for the price of a pardon.
Slow News Day
The Times found it a slow, slow news day
It found very little on “No Kings” to say
Instead above the fold
The pressing news told
That al-Assad’s butchers hath vanished away
The Times found it a slow, slow news day
It found very little on “No Kings” to say
Instead above the fold
The pressing news told
That al-Assad’s butchers hath vanished away
October 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Slow News Day
The Times found it a slow, slow news day
It found very little on “No Kings” to say
Instead above the fold
The pressing news told
That al-Assad’s butchers hath vanished away
The Times found it a slow, slow news day
It found very little on “No Kings” to say
Instead above the fold
The pressing news told
That al-Assad’s butchers hath vanished away
Israel is going to continue starving Palestinians because Hamas can’t immediately locate the bodies of hostages that Israel killed under the rubble that Israel created.
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Israel is going to continue starving Palestinians because Hamas can’t immediately locate the bodies of hostages that Israel killed under the rubble that Israel created.
Careful
Immigrants who want to remain free
State warns mustn’t mock our martyr Charlie
Who would passionately preach
About need for free speech
But that free speech isn’t given to thee
Immigrants who want to remain free
State warns mustn’t mock our martyr Charlie
Who would passionately preach
About need for free speech
But that free speech isn’t given to thee
September 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Careful
Immigrants who want to remain free
State warns mustn’t mock our martyr Charlie
Who would passionately preach
About need for free speech
But that free speech isn’t given to thee
Immigrants who want to remain free
State warns mustn’t mock our martyr Charlie
Who would passionately preach
About need for free speech
But that free speech isn’t given to thee
Charlie Kirk
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Charlie Kirk
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
Charlie Kirk
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Charlie Kirk
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
A Charlie Kirk would oft’ argument make
That “Guns save lives”, for heaven’s sake
In light of what occurred
He chose the wrong word
Guns don’t save, they people’s lives take
Trump endorses Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC. Political parties be damned, sexual predators must stick together.
September 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump endorses Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC. Political parties be damned, sexual predators must stick together.
Why Be So Negative?
Trump says Smithsonian is too negative
When American history is interpretive
It never discusses
Slavery’s pluses
And thus is to Whites, racially insensitive
Trump says Smithsonian is too negative
When American history is interpretive
It never discusses
Slavery’s pluses
And thus is to Whites, racially insensitive
August 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why Be So Negative?
Trump says Smithsonian is too negative
When American history is interpretive
It never discusses
Slavery’s pluses
And thus is to Whites, racially insensitive
Trump says Smithsonian is too negative
When American history is interpretive
It never discusses
Slavery’s pluses
And thus is to Whites, racially insensitive
TAPA (Taxing America’s Poor Again)
President Trump is today proudly saying
That thanks to the tariffs he’s been okaying
That American buyers
Not foreign suppliers
Have paid $150 billion in tariff sales taxes
President Trump is today proudly saying
That thanks to the tariffs he’s been okaying
That American buyers
Not foreign suppliers
Have paid $150 billion in tariff sales taxes
August 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
TAPA (Taxing America’s Poor Again)
President Trump is today proudly saying
That thanks to the tariffs he’s been okaying
That American buyers
Not foreign suppliers
Have paid $150 billion in tariff sales taxes
President Trump is today proudly saying
That thanks to the tariffs he’s been okaying
That American buyers
Not foreign suppliers
Have paid $150 billion in tariff sales taxes
“Faithfully Execute the Laws”
Any law that the Congress makes
To which Donald Trump an issue takes
He claims he has the power
To immunity shower
On any company that the law breaks
Any law that the Congress makes
To which Donald Trump an issue takes
He claims he has the power
To immunity shower
On any company that the law breaks
July 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Faithfully Execute the Laws”
Any law that the Congress makes
To which Donald Trump an issue takes
He claims he has the power
To immunity shower
On any company that the law breaks
Any law that the Congress makes
To which Donald Trump an issue takes
He claims he has the power
To immunity shower
On any company that the law breaks
In that case, keep ‘em coming America because NYC is the greatest city in the country
June 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In that case, keep ‘em coming America because NYC is the greatest city in the country
Juneteenth
On the holiday marking slavery’s end
A wealthy white man only one comment penned
No commemoration
A “get to work” castigation
Vowing to holiday quickly suspend
On the holiday marking slavery’s end
A wealthy white man only one comment penned
No commemoration
A “get to work” castigation
Vowing to holiday quickly suspend
June 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Juneteenth
On the holiday marking slavery’s end
A wealthy white man only one comment penned
No commemoration
A “get to work” castigation
Vowing to holiday quickly suspend
On the holiday marking slavery’s end
A wealthy white man only one comment penned
No commemoration
A “get to work” castigation
Vowing to holiday quickly suspend
Well…
A Senator Ernst, in response to outcry
Said Medicaid cuts weren’t unfair, in reply
After all, Joni said
If more poor people are dead
It’s perfectly fair, “We’re all gonna die”
A Senator Ernst, in response to outcry
Said Medicaid cuts weren’t unfair, in reply
After all, Joni said
If more poor people are dead
It’s perfectly fair, “We’re all gonna die”
May 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well…
A Senator Ernst, in response to outcry
Said Medicaid cuts weren’t unfair, in reply
After all, Joni said
If more poor people are dead
It’s perfectly fair, “We’re all gonna die”
A Senator Ernst, in response to outcry
Said Medicaid cuts weren’t unfair, in reply
After all, Joni said
If more poor people are dead
It’s perfectly fair, “We’re all gonna die”
I think that the Department of Government Efficiency should take a hard look at the Ten Commandments and eliminate the ones that are not reflective of current Administrative priorities:
May 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think that the Department of Government Efficiency should take a hard look at the Ten Commandments and eliminate the ones that are not reflective of current Administrative priorities:
86
A Jack Posobiec wants Comey in prison seated
For incitement of left wing assassins, he bleated
Comey’s message was chilling
Because “86” means killing
He knows because he himself “86 46” tweeted
A Jack Posobiec wants Comey in prison seated
For incitement of left wing assassins, he bleated
Comey’s message was chilling
Because “86” means killing
He knows because he himself “86 46” tweeted
May 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
86
A Jack Posobiec wants Comey in prison seated
For incitement of left wing assassins, he bleated
Comey’s message was chilling
Because “86” means killing
He knows because he himself “86 46” tweeted
A Jack Posobiec wants Comey in prison seated
For incitement of left wing assassins, he bleated
Comey’s message was chilling
Because “86” means killing
He knows because he himself “86 46” tweeted
Coded Threats
Seashellgate giving MAGAs a fright
The coded message a terrible sight
One couldn’t get
A more direct threat
Than to with tiny shells “86” write
Seashellgate giving MAGAs a fright
The coded message a terrible sight
One couldn’t get
A more direct threat
Than to with tiny shells “86” write
May 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Coded Threats
Seashellgate giving MAGAs a fright
The coded message a terrible sight
One couldn’t get
A more direct threat
Than to with tiny shells “86” write
Seashellgate giving MAGAs a fright
The coded message a terrible sight
One couldn’t get
A more direct threat
Than to with tiny shells “86” write
The Empire Strikes Out
Our President an image of him shares
To a hard-muscled Jedi, his image compares
Not getting that we see
An Obi-Wannabe
Who more closely to Jabba the Hutt compares
Our President an image of him shares
To a hard-muscled Jedi, his image compares
Not getting that we see
An Obi-Wannabe
Who more closely to Jabba the Hutt compares
May 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The Empire Strikes Out
Our President an image of him shares
To a hard-muscled Jedi, his image compares
Not getting that we see
An Obi-Wannabe
Who more closely to Jabba the Hutt compares
Our President an image of him shares
To a hard-muscled Jedi, his image compares
Not getting that we see
An Obi-Wannabe
Who more closely to Jabba the Hutt compares
Never Mind
How quickly Amazon hath backed down
After threats from our President Clown
Trump will be relieved
That the message received
Bezos meant no disrespect to the Crown
How quickly Amazon hath backed down
After threats from our President Clown
Trump will be relieved
That the message received
Bezos meant no disrespect to the Crown
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Never Mind
How quickly Amazon hath backed down
After threats from our President Clown
Trump will be relieved
That the message received
Bezos meant no disrespect to the Crown
How quickly Amazon hath backed down
After threats from our President Clown
Trump will be relieved
That the message received
Bezos meant no disrespect to the Crown
Pardons
The President’s pardon powers are broad
Which supporters of Trump’ use of laud
All Capitol attackers
Campaign financial backers
And Republicans convicted of charity fraud
The President’s pardon powers are broad
Which supporters of Trump’ use of laud
All Capitol attackers
Campaign financial backers
And Republicans convicted of charity fraud
April 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pardons
The President’s pardon powers are broad
Which supporters of Trump’ use of laud
All Capitol attackers
Campaign financial backers
And Republicans convicted of charity fraud
The President’s pardon powers are broad
Which supporters of Trump’ use of laud
All Capitol attackers
Campaign financial backers
And Republicans convicted of charity fraud
What To Do
A problem that Trump minions face
Government lawyers who doubt own case
Should the case withdraw
Don’t make me guffaw
They simply their lawyers with lackeys replace
A problem that Trump minions face
Government lawyers who doubt own case
Should the case withdraw
Don’t make me guffaw
They simply their lawyers with lackeys replace
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What To Do
A problem that Trump minions face
Government lawyers who doubt own case
Should the case withdraw
Don’t make me guffaw
They simply their lawyers with lackeys replace
A problem that Trump minions face
Government lawyers who doubt own case
Should the case withdraw
Don’t make me guffaw
They simply their lawyers with lackeys replace