Tyler Swift
@tylerhill.bsky.social
Explorer in Residence & Sinistromanual. Illustration. Board games and Magic the Gathering. Sci-fi, fantasy and cult movies. Trying not to get too wrapped around the axle about our political realities.
I did an image search to see what other things Trump added his name to.
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I did an image search to see what other things Trump added his name to.
Anyone else ever notice that RFK Jr. stands like a poorly balanced Star Wars action figure that looks like he could tip over at any moment?
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Anyone else ever notice that RFK Jr. stands like a poorly balanced Star Wars action figure that looks like he could tip over at any moment?
"...and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before."
Will the shock leave them in awe? This lazy asshole can't even be bothered to come up with new words to use while cribbing the shitty playbook for Iraq.
Will the shock leave them in awe? This lazy asshole can't even be bothered to come up with new words to use while cribbing the shitty playbook for Iraq.
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"...and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before."
Will the shock leave them in awe? This lazy asshole can't even be bothered to come up with new words to use while cribbing the shitty playbook for Iraq.
Will the shock leave them in awe? This lazy asshole can't even be bothered to come up with new words to use while cribbing the shitty playbook for Iraq.
The benefits are forever 6 months away. We'll be hearing Bessent say the same thing in the Summer of 2028.
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The benefits are forever 6 months away. We'll be hearing Bessent say the same thing in the Summer of 2028.
Where's King Kong when we need him.
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Where's King Kong when we need him.
"It's no use, Mr. Kenobi—it's turtles all the way down."
- little old lady
- little old lady
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"It's no use, Mr. Kenobi—it's turtles all the way down."
- little old lady
- little old lady
Sometime you just have to make the dumb meme to exorcise it fron your brain.
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sometime you just have to make the dumb meme to exorcise it fron your brain.
"Hi, I'm John Cena. Let me talk to you for a moment about HDP..."
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Hi, I'm John Cena. Let me talk to you for a moment about HDP..."
If your kids ever complain about having to share something, feel free to point out to them that my brother and I had to share a Garbage Pail Kid picture.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If your kids ever complain about having to share something, feel free to point out to them that my brother and I had to share a Garbage Pail Kid picture.
Live image of Hassett trying to determine what would make his boss happy.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Live image of Hassett trying to determine what would make his boss happy.
Why wear an ugly sweater to a Christmas Party when you can wear this epic X-Mas/X-Men mash up shirt instead? I liked the illustration I did for last year's Christmas card enough that I decided to throw it on a shirt this year. You can buy it here:
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8432...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8432...
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why wear an ugly sweater to a Christmas Party when you can wear this epic X-Mas/X-Men mash up shirt instead? I liked the illustration I did for last year's Christmas card enough that I decided to throw it on a shirt this year. You can buy it here:
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8432...
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8432...
I know that I'm getting Greg Murphy for Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I know that I'm getting Greg Murphy for Christmas.
She likes her dinner spreads like she likes her American citizens.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
She likes her dinner spreads like she likes her American citizens.
I was playing Marvel Snap recently, and had this image come up when looking at the rules to the High Voltage subgame. It tickled me enough that I took a screencap.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was playing Marvel Snap recently, and had this image come up when looking at the rules to the High Voltage subgame. It tickled me enough that I took a screencap.
Seeing people reposting Trump's posts about how Dems should be executed for treason and also seeing all the people making jokes about them. I fully understand the urge, but sometimes I wonder if this is how things will end...
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Seeing people reposting Trump's posts about how Dems should be executed for treason and also seeing all the people making jokes about them. I fully understand the urge, but sometimes I wonder if this is how things will end...
Looking at Avatar: The Last Airbender cards for the new Magic the Gathering set and appreciating how they convey story moments through single cards. BUT that got me fixated on the idea of how to spoil major movie plot twists through Magic cards. #MagicTheGathering
Um, *Spoiler Warnings,* I guess.
Um, *Spoiler Warnings,* I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looking at Avatar: The Last Airbender cards for the new Magic the Gathering set and appreciating how they convey story moments through single cards. BUT that got me fixated on the idea of how to spoil major movie plot twists through Magic cards. #MagicTheGathering
Um, *Spoiler Warnings,* I guess.
Um, *Spoiler Warnings,* I guess.
Calling things "rigged" while openly claiming the GOP needs to rig things is one hell of a skill.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Calling things "rigged" while openly claiming the GOP needs to rig things is one hell of a skill.
My grindy, black-green Magic deck from the Avatar the Last Airbender set pre-release last night at Meeples Games. Went 1-1-1 with it. I've only seen a couple of episodes of Avatar, so don't have the fondness a lot of people do, but the set itself is surprisingly fun.
#MagicTheGathering #TLA
#MagicTheGathering #TLA
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My grindy, black-green Magic deck from the Avatar the Last Airbender set pre-release last night at Meeples Games. Went 1-1-1 with it. I've only seen a couple of episodes of Avatar, so don't have the fondness a lot of people do, but the set itself is surprisingly fun.
#MagicTheGathering #TLA
#MagicTheGathering #TLA
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Megyn Kelly: "...he liked 15 year old girls... maybe the occasional 14 or 13 year old... but he wasn't into 8 years olds... There's a difference between the 12 year olds he was into and an 8 year old... unless the 8 year old was into it."
This attempt to move the goalposts is shameful and gross.
This attempt to move the goalposts is shameful and gross.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Megyn Kelly: "...he liked 15 year old girls... maybe the occasional 14 or 13 year old... but he wasn't into 8 years olds... There's a difference between the 12 year olds he was into and an 8 year old... unless the 8 year old was into it."
This attempt to move the goalposts is shameful and gross.
This attempt to move the goalposts is shameful and gross.