Tyler Burch
@tylerjamesburch.com
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Tired but hydrated. Senior Data Analyst for the Boston Red Sox. Recovering physicist. Formerly: Argonne, CERN (ATLAS), NIU, Murray State, St. Louis-ish
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Dry beans have got to be the only food where it’s like “idk might contain a rock, good luck” and we’re all good with that.
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trying to replicate that episode of HIMYM where they do everything they can to not find out the results of the superbowl but with literally anything on the new taylor swift album
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the phrase "slop bowl" fundamentally broke my brain and now I can't think of that genre of food any other way
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just one more prompt bro. I promise bro just one more prompt and it'll fix everything bro. bro, just one more prompt. please just one more, one more prompt and we can fix this whole problem bro, bro cmon just give me one more prompt i promise bro, bro bro please !
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I like to use "affine transformation" rather than linear regression because it makes me sound real smart like
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“Touch grass”

yeah ok sure, why not
Me standing on the field at Fenway after clinching a postseason berth
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Good day for it.
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YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!
TEXT: Tremendously Postseason Bound
Postseason 2025
IMAGE: Postseason clinch graphic featuring shaded, black and white cutouts of players on the 2025 Red Sox roster on top of a light blue background. The design includes a red hanging Sox logo, the 2025 MLB Postseason logo and sticker variations of the team’s slogan “Tremendously Locked In.”
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I was trying to explain the Green Monster to my toddler, and the google image search has big “there are two kinds of people in the world” energy
Green monster - wall
Green monster - energy drink
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live look in at me doing devops
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Getting old is the worst. Guess I have to add “bar pizza and wings” to food I can’t eat on weeknights.
Garmin body battery stuck at 10% with a lot of stress.
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Very small data at this point. Will kick back over to parallel shortly but right now it’s just proof of concept
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oh yeah, we're so back
MCMC sampling, you know how it is.
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love a negative roi proposition
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ultimately I think all these articles about "oh LLMs don't actually speed up programming" are really a product of the median developer being utterly allergic to actually reading code.
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alright, maybe I was wrong about sub-agents
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i fundamentally don't understand how people who grew up using the "Save" button before every battle in Pokemon Red/Blue are so resistant to using git.
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I need to create a phone routine where any time I click on a social media app, it flips a coin. If heads, it opens Libby/Apple Books instead.
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Big time dad moves this morning: pink pancakes
Pink pancakes on the skillet
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There is no type of human I can relate to less than the person who “just doesn’t do coffee”
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this is on you for getting him carry-on luggage for a backpack
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it's just your youthful complexion 💁‍♂️
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lol I had to turn off replies
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(inb4 yes i know what exit codes are, this just seems very unclear)