Hello, does anyone in Los Angeles run a comedy show and could let me pop on and do 5 minutes? I’m trying to make it look like I have an important opportunity coming up

While writing the previous joke, I stumbled across a list of the “Greatest Artworks of All Time” and it was like

“#1: The Sistine Chapel Ceiling
#2: The Creation of Adam”

“Look at this Bosch painting. What you notice first may define what type of ADHD you have!”

I think my main problem with most internet content is that everyone is so excited about everything all the time. Where are all my nonplussed, dispassionate influencers??

My takeaway from the Wicked movie is that I really need an orange and blue zebra striped cardigan