Nothing is more unsatisfying than cracking open a fresh banana, and having the spine split at first tug instead of the neck coming off. There might be possibly worse things, I don't know.

If I'm in the minority of people who think 'dueling piano' experiences are just awful, then so be it. I won't pretend to like a piano version of "Thunderstruck" just because some rube tipped $20.

Good parenting is letting your kids have fun catch snowflakes on their tongue. Great parenting is doing it from inside.

My Bluesky will mostly contain stories about my kids, local traffic, and lamentations about my sports teams. So abandon all hope, ye who follow me.

I'm celebrating 15 years on the other platform by joining Bluesky. Seems fitting.