Salazar stole the babe with ballistic assets and the weirdest skirt shorts combo known to man that i'm finally able to trace back and make sense of several of my current interests to, and i need him to stop.
Resident Evil 4 finale
somethin else after
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i live
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in my search for Advanced Technical Wizardry, i have obtained an entire second Personal Computer.
Today, i shall stream for the first time on a 2 PC setup.
we will render every single triangle on Ember's, Mesa's, AND Valkyr's ass
hopcon soon
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making our way through the mines with our toxic, evil boyfriend Luis.
it's truly a cold, dark world because WE CAN'T KISS OUR TOXIC, LYING, EVIL BOYFRIEND
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listen, we got enbys with snatched waists ALL OVER the place here, but i'm more interested in the flowers
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hopcon

goin live with building The New PC in an hour or so
it's been several years since the last time i've constructed a PC, and i miss playing with electric legos
hopcon twitch.tv/tylphen

tossing myself into the woodchipper because i can't put Leon in booty shorts and have him strut around in the castle at moan low health
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going live with Resident Evil 4 at Degenerate Hours*
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*for me and for the degens

yeah, and i doubt you'd be into being shoved into a giant of some sort where you'd actually be practical to shove into someone. the logistics are confusing on this one.

but also i just discovered that there are dick sheaths with vibrating bunny ears

We have finally reached the apex of our Resident Evil journey by arriving at Resident Evil 4.
starting eerily soon
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in a room that is a vortex and singularity and this one chooses to buff her muffin by herself

oh youtube HATES this one :(

we're nightreigning against thaT STUPID MOTH THAT IDIOT MOTH THAT DFUMP FUCKING MOTH THAT I HATE
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yay

I HATE SIX INVENTORY SLOTS AAAAAAAA
anyways, we got rid of the slut, time to bash through another area on my road to completion of Resident Evil Zero
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continuing Resident Evil Zero!
i have been thoroughly terrified by the RETURN to the lack of inventory space. I BELIEVE i am a little over halfway, but it has also been more than a day since i last played it and so i think most of the information may have just left my brain
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10 games to get to know me

i have many more formative games. Most are Playstation 2 era titles. Very few days go by where i don't get the itch to play at least one of these games, but usually resist the urge due to ŗ̵̢̛͈̠̥̳̹̝̼̅̀̑̌̇͠͝ḝ̵̡̠̠͙̜̳̬͈̦̻͍̦̐̐̌́̆̄̎̽̈̌͘͝͠͝a̵̼͓̰̅͋͆̀͗̂̕͜͝s̸̬̠͇̬̼̺͓̖̺͉̆̒̓͑̇̿̾͜͠͝ǫ̸̨̫̬͔̤̗͎͎̮͆̈́̐̌̉́̅͆̿̓́͂̎̏̚i̶͉̯̠̽̕n̷̻͇̪̫̈͠ś̴̛̙̮̜̝̫̝̗̩̦̾͐̾̽̍̋̚.

Games are pretty cool.

notice that Titanfall 2, a game that is so incredibly mindbogglingly goog that it will never get a sequel, is currently 3 bucks

"Dude this episode of Mythbusters sucks. Where are the tits at?"
Art of me on my rare days off and not gaming outta my gourd by Polymoog! ko-fi.com/polymoog

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??? Youtube analytics like to lie to me? 79 peak ccv? for Resident Evil Zero of all the darned games?

"Tylphen, i thought you said you were streaming the Resident Evil games in release order. Where's Code Veronica? Are you a fraud? A liar?"
Yes, i am. My PS2s don't work, so i'm forced to be a liar and skip it and say "Let's put Rebecca in a form fitting tshirt"
Resident Evil 0 SOON
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LMAO eat shit, Lars
Sometimes I love the scanlation groups' notes at the end of chapters

going live with more Warframe to mourn my inability to play Resident Evil Code: Veronica
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