Twitter is still suspended and I can’t message any of my mutuals on my priv bc apparently u can’t send messages to people who don’t follow u anymore unless ur verified I’m going to end it all

Twitter got suspended my life really is falling apart entirely

So far this is not aging well and I’m so close to just ending it all but maybe in another month things will be better

Anyone else up simmering a pair of overalls for their waluigi costume for the work function tomorrow?

One thing about me is that if I show up somewhere 10min before close, I will b out before closing time every single time

Prove you’re human.
Prove you stand on two legs.
Run.

Food bank haul

I do not fuck w our new landscapers one bit I do not want them skulking around here

Love being gay people in washington

Healing my inner child by smoking a bowl while I sit on the floor doing math homework and watching cartoons

Look I know you have a lot on your plate right now and it’s stressing you out but I’m gonna need you to abandon it all to lie still and become unconscious for about eight hours and if you can’t relax enough to do that your brain will destroy itself and everything will be so much worse. Sweet dreams!

Due to budget cuts, history has been forced to occur simultaneously as tragedy and farce this week

Had a dream last night that my weighted blanket could b worn as a pair of pants

So fucked up that I will buy a homeless man lunch when I don’t even know how my phone bill is going to get paid but all the people who could very easily make all those problems go away for both of us just won’t bc they don’t want to

Back in my marietta era I fear…

Really hoping that getting fired is going to b a really good thing but we’ll see