Typing Hazard
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Typing Hazard
@typinghazard.bsky.social
well, I'll try this
...And You Shall Know Us By The Trail Of Grateful Dead
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I agree, MMOs and Final Fantasy are just not complementary

Everyone said "it gets better just hang on" but the (long) beginning is fetch quests with like 5 meaningful combat scenes. I got to Lv 40ish and noped out. Dammit Cid, I'm a Dragoon, not a courier
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"[Name] was tired." is a complete sentence and sometimes it is all you need to say. Writing becomes so overwrought when you're expected to avoid passive at all costs.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sounds like a major cultural difference. I live in a "red state", deeply conservative and surrounded by Trump-voting farmers. And it's not just my experience; this woman makes a succinct summary of her direct knowledge of farmers' motive here in the states: youtu.be/badGHJLDpP8
Why Farmers Voted For Trump
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What it comes down to is, dems didn't offer to burn people that farmers have been told to hate. Farmers voted Trump knowing he'd start a trade war. They expected subsidies as bailouts while Trump "pwned the libs". They got half of what they wanted and they're largely okay with that.
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yeah I thought it was a different game, mb
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I demand a can of Campbell's Molotov Soup, for my family of course
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Oh this is more FPS-y than I thought, lol. It does look cool though. Maybe I just miss old slow games that let people with bad reaction time and secondhand brain cells play too
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This looks dope af

Does this genre of game really exist anymore or is it all just fast-twitch FPS with a different skin? I feel like strategy-focused mech-simulator stuff is a relic of a different time but I might just be old and out-of-touch
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I mean I know the answer, it's enshittification, but this is fully "undigested kale still attached to butthole" enshittified
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What the actual fuck in the hell is this shit
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love to see some respect for FFV
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It's just a tie poe
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
oh hell. god dammit darkman
December 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I dunno, I like side-scrollers. I like Mega Man. I'm kinda burnt on modern games tbh, have been for a long time, long enough to be deeply out of touch. Something familiar with a fresh coat of paint sounds just fine to me. I'm quite old btw
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
> A

You were eaten by a grue
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
But how will I know my character is totally customizable with 1000s of possible builds if I can't wade through screen after screen of weapons, armor, rings, necklaces, boots, belts, helmets, shields, capes, gloves, skill trees, subclasses, talents, and cosmetics? Most of which aren't good/meta btw
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
ASCII art was the pinnacle of internet art forms and I will die on this hill without further explaining myself
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It looks like the brief glimpse you get of the planet Earth in Star Trek: First Contact when they go back in time and assimilate the whole population
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At least the Mondoshawan guarded Leeloo while she slept, I suspect Trump would have had other concepts of a plan for her
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If "letting the bits out of a beanbag chair" were a person
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I once won a match against someone playing Legacy Lands because they kept a 2 land hand and drew only spells. It should have been a blowout, I was playing budget Naya Zoo with shocklands, but instead my opponent decided to get mana screwed with a 50+ land deck
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM