spencerrr
@typothetical.bsky.social
staff taxidermist at the petrified forest
As always, she's just bubbling over with enthusiasm.
August 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
As always, she's just bubbling over with enthusiasm.
Big Balls has been carjacked! Summon my mighty armies and tell them to surround my citadel!
No! Facing outward!
No! Facing outward!
August 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Big Balls has been carjacked! Summon my mighty armies and tell them to surround my citadel!
No! Facing outward!
No! Facing outward!
(he's ready to git down, but not off the sofa)
August 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
(he's ready to git down, but not off the sofa)
A little more nasal.
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A little more nasal.
When a problem seems insurmountable, fling random junk at it.
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When a problem seems insurmountable, fling random junk at it.
As an alternative to "Posterior", I've always valued the phrase "Police Hindquarters".
July 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
As an alternative to "Posterior", I've always valued the phrase "Police Hindquarters".
This was sadly predictable, and is predictably sad.
June 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This was sadly predictable, and is predictably sad.
One could compose an entire medium-length narrative piece of music for voices with instrumental accompaniment about this post.
June 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One could compose an entire medium-length narrative piece of music for voices with instrumental accompaniment about this post.