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David Fowles
@ubergine.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, blurter
For someone who wasn’t really shot in the head, Trump sure does behave as though he was shot in the head.
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I just saw an ad for “barista quality milk” as if cafes have access to some kind of elite milk. That’s some barista-quality marketing bullshit right there.
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Janice Peterson models Hypercolour dress on SBS News tonight. Looking hot. Ambulances called.
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I’m having the diamonds removed from my teeth and fitting them with RAM instead.
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Every game is survival horror if you’re bad enough at it.
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Smokers smell like what you’d get if a campfire could puke.
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Few know that, to create his iconic role in the original Anaconda, Jon Voight took the Oscar he won in 1979 and put it in his ass. The voice, facial expression and weird body language all emerged naturally from having an entire Best Actor award statue right in his colon the whole time.
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Reposted by David Fowles
For days, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey aggressively countered the Trump administration’s portrayal of Renée Good’s death.

Now, he is becoming one of the most prominent critics of the way the president and his team have depicted the shooting.
After ICE shooting, Minneapolis mayor emerges with blunt rebuke of Trump
Democrat Jacob Frey has countered the administration’s portrayal of events in sharp and at times profane terms. His reaction is shaped by a tenure of crises.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Never date foodies, they’re degusting.
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Trump indirectly claiming the knife murder of Rob Reiner and his missus was by a Trump supporter is a new step.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Watching “Enola Holmes 2” and she looks directly to camera just a bit too often, it’s very distracting.
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’ve been watching this Game Awards thing for three and a half hours and I have regrets.
#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I thought I’d subject myself to watching the entire Game Awards and so far every time I look up it’s a trailer for Kill Medieval Demons and, occasionally, Something Something Space. 2026 looks pretty dire.
#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
No Man’s Sky winning awards 100 years after their hugely controversial launch.

#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Imagine if The Oscars was full of trailers for upcoming movies. The Game Awards attempting to *look* like The Oscars really highlights how strange this actually is. An audience of hundreds seated to watch game trailers.

#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Statue mystery reveal?

#TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Naughty dog space game trailer? #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They are now playing the trailer for the show you are currently watching that you already saw online, which is an odd choice. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I think the portals on stage right and left are meant to evoke control sticks, as if the whole stage is a game controller. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Unexpected pop-up opera now. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Live audience effectively booing or underwhelmed by every nominee for best live-action game adaptation, politely but softly clap winner. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have performed my quarterly “take a quick look at BlueSky” and have liked a handful of posts. ‘Till next time!
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Why aren’t they hosting from the stage? It’s so weird. #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“Three Body Problem” drinking game. Take a shot every time someone doesn’t answer a phone call. You’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning by season’s end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The farts are silent. Nose bleeds. New buttguffs stir. #thegameawards
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM