Aspiring Polyglot
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Aspiring Polyglot
@uberraschung.bsky.social
Husband.Father.Veteran.Responsible Adult. As a white man, willing to admit that white men are generally the problem with society. 2x graduate - University of Michigan. Cutting MAGAs out of my life. I like learning new languages.
A third impeachment you say?
bender from futurama is standing in front of a speaker that says count me in
Alt: bender from futurama is standing in front of a speaker that says count me in
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January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Holy run on sentences, Batman!
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Encino Man
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And he hit a hole in one the first time he ever swung a club, at the age of nine, on a par 5. He has never passed has and works so hard for the American people that he never has to go to the bathroom.

Are we North Korea now?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Only the the MRI machine has a telephoto lens
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s almost like he’s compensating for something…
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Came here to post this almost word for word. He is very small in many ways.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Because of this moron, now I’ve got a good mind to start traveling in a speedo, ski goggles, and a light coat of Wesson oil.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Said the quiet part out loud, they aren’t even hiding it anymore…😑
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Came here to post the preposition correction as well. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sigh. I hoped I would be wrong, but I called it in late 2024.
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They are trying to instigate a popular uprising so they can violently put it down and cancel future elections.
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Can’t spell INCEL without ICE…
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It still begs the question: what the 🤬is wrong with 37% of our country?
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Please see my pinned post. This is how it begins, they will replace all of the good ones with sycophants.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m thinking Idiocracy wasn’t a satire
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What is wrong with 43% of the population?!?
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Came here to post this same thing almost verbatim.
October 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I fear it won’t be long until they start killing people.
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He likes to be smartest one in the room.

I am of the mindset that if you’re the smartest one in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

Trump is an idiot who thinks he knows everything. There’s a word for that…
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Irony being that the book was the US Constitution and the ones who failed were the ones who opened the book.
October 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Not allowed to ask that. Definitely illegal and a huge red flag. Your young relative is probably better off not working there.
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM