Sam Kenyon
@uboat.bsky.social
So far all of my decrees have been useless
Ooof, thats a miscalc
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ooof, thats a miscalc
Logically is such an emotional word
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Logically is such an emotional word
You know how some new meme or something comes around and you hear about it a few times but you dont know the meaning but it seems lame so you dont bother looking into it and in your mind you're just like "im gonna skip this one" and eventually it kinda goes away?
I skipped on Trump 10 years ago now
I skipped on Trump 10 years ago now
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You know how some new meme or something comes around and you hear about it a few times but you dont know the meaning but it seems lame so you dont bother looking into it and in your mind you're just like "im gonna skip this one" and eventually it kinda goes away?
I skipped on Trump 10 years ago now
I skipped on Trump 10 years ago now
People traffic drugs or people but nobody traffics cars. Not even dealerships stoop that low.
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
People traffic drugs or people but nobody traffics cars. Not even dealerships stoop that low.
Im angry at spouts. We're looking at about a 50% dribble down the side failure rate and that is way too high for basic shape based technology. Tighten the fuck up.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Im angry at spouts. We're looking at about a 50% dribble down the side failure rate and that is way too high for basic shape based technology. Tighten the fuck up.
Low on the priority list of confusing disappointments for sure but one under-discussed disconnect between me and others is this constant idea that His Majesty the Queen is funny. Many people who hate him even describe him this way.
Im just built different dawg. Ive never seen the funny.
Im just built different dawg. Ive never seen the funny.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Low on the priority list of confusing disappointments for sure but one under-discussed disconnect between me and others is this constant idea that His Majesty the Queen is funny. Many people who hate him even describe him this way.
Im just built different dawg. Ive never seen the funny.
Im just built different dawg. Ive never seen the funny.
Pressed and depressed mean the same thing. If i smooshed a stack of pancakes with my palm, you could say "those pancakes have been pressed" but you could also say "those pancakes have been depressed"
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Pressed and depressed mean the same thing. If i smooshed a stack of pancakes with my palm, you could say "those pancakes have been pressed" but you could also say "those pancakes have been depressed"
How hard and long do you suck on an empty milkshake if no one is around?
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How hard and long do you suck on an empty milkshake if no one is around?
If you know ball you Respect the Cup
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If you know ball you Respect the Cup
I recently quit my job to focus full time on managing my passwords.
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I recently quit my job to focus full time on managing my passwords.
I get annoyed when babies haven't figured shit out yet. Like listen you little idiot, eating and sleeping are awesome so quit fighting me
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I get annoyed when babies haven't figured shit out yet. Like listen you little idiot, eating and sleeping are awesome so quit fighting me
Trump Enjoyers are like: uhm, exCUSE me but hello??? The queen deserves to have his ballroom!!!😡😡😡😡😤😤😤
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump Enjoyers are like: uhm, exCUSE me but hello??? The queen deserves to have his ballroom!!!😡😡😡😡😤😤😤
A mere surmise, sir. Very uncertain.
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A mere surmise, sir. Very uncertain.
Trump Enjoyers hate Americans
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Trump Enjoyers hate Americans
Trump Enjoyers hate Americans
September 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trump Enjoyers hate Americans
Charlie kirk had too much head for his face and too much gums for his teeth
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Charlie kirk had too much head for his face and too much gums for his teeth
If you're a henchman, and you're slowly patrolling a compound over and over? You are about to have such a bad day at work.
September 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If you're a henchman, and you're slowly patrolling a compound over and over? You are about to have such a bad day at work.
Gov of utah says "this is an attack on our ideals"
Im afraid not. It is an expression of our ideals.
Im afraid not. It is an expression of our ideals.
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Gov of utah says "this is an attack on our ideals"
Im afraid not. It is an expression of our ideals.
Im afraid not. It is an expression of our ideals.
Even if i wanted to, i could never be a republican. Im not submissive enough.
September 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Even if i wanted to, i could never be a republican. Im not submissive enough.
I want everyone to stop saying jokic is the best in the world. Not because he is or isn't, but because that label only becomes a target for people to fight about and use against him.
September 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I want everyone to stop saying jokic is the best in the world. Not because he is or isn't, but because that label only becomes a target for people to fight about and use against him.
Its not right that the standard thing to do for parents with a new baby is to bring them some home cooked meals. What if you are bad at that kind of thing? Maybe i could bring them a nice fresh dnd campaign instead???
September 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Its not right that the standard thing to do for parents with a new baby is to bring them some home cooked meals. What if you are bad at that kind of thing? Maybe i could bring them a nice fresh dnd campaign instead???
Convincing people is not how you convince people
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Convincing people is not how you convince people
Trump Enjoyers are deeply submissive people. Nothing wrong with being submissive, but obviously something very wrong with being a Trump Enjoyer.
August 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Trump Enjoyers are deeply submissive people. Nothing wrong with being submissive, but obviously something very wrong with being a Trump Enjoyer.
It's tough being a guy who doesn't like vertical face video talking at me in the age of vertical face videos talking at me
August 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's tough being a guy who doesn't like vertical face video talking at me in the age of vertical face videos talking at me
Some sauce packets don't want to be opened
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Some sauce packets don't want to be opened