Hey everyone, we're here at the VP Party debate. I'm sorry I dropped the ball y'all. There's no VP Party bendu card 😭

For real coverage, check @ubyssey.ca

(this account is not being written on behalf of The Ubyssey)

WERE SO BACK EVERYONE. I JUST CAME FROM MY COOP WHERE I SPENT EIGHT HOURS SITTING AROUND LOOKING PRETTY. (so I'm prepared to be eye candy for Riley Huntley the rest of this meeting)

AMS Bendu is here (I'll do a fancy custom site at some point this year): bingobaker.com#685c9a6ec88e...

I’m not able to make it to AMS Council tonight 😭😭😭😭. I’m genuinely sad about this there’s something wrong with me.

Anyways, as payment for me not being there, here’s a photo of a sticker I got in honour of Riley Huntley gleefully assaulting my gastro-intestinal health.

We're here on vacation with my family, so we won't be joke posting tonight's AMS council meeting. I'm sure @ubyssey.ca is doing a great job with it though!

During a break someone go up and share my love with the Ubyssey.

Also if you're there, here's an online Bendu!
bingobaker.com#685c9a6ec88e...

We'll try to call the bendu spaces on this thread! Start us off by marking the free space — Meeting starts late.

Good evening and welcome to our (very fake and humourous) coverage of tonight's AMS Council meeting. It's all memes over here! If you want news, head on over to @ubyssey.ca. (I got here forty minutes early)

(this account is run on behalf of The Ubyssey. If it were, I'd be paid a big $5/hr)

Hey everyone! We're here at tonight's AMS Council meeting providing super fake and super unserious coverage. The meeting is definitely going to start on time at two minutes ago

This account isn't run on behalf of The Ubyssey — it's just my sick idea of fun. Send help.

Real coverage at @ubyssey.ca

Hey everyone! We're here at this afternoon 🤮's AMS Council meeting. We'll hit you with updates as they role out.

(this isn't published on behalf of @ubyssey.ca. It's published on behalf of your mom)

Hey everyone, we’re here for AMS Council (here being fleeing campus as fast as the 14 will carry me).

Real coverage is over at @ubyssey.ca

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Hey everyone (Ian and Harry and Sam and Mastodon bot and my dear Twice-Weekly Daily Nightly Buzz readers), we're here outside LSC 1003 for the UBC Senate meeting.

Hello everyone (Sam Low and the Mastodon cross post bot and the 5 people who click onto this page from the Nightly Buzz). We're here at the AMS's Vancouver-Quadra candidate debate trying to make jokes about the very serious candidates.

(real coverage over at @ubyssey.ca. I'm unaffiliated with them)

Hello everyone (no one)! We're here at tonight's AMS Council meeting with fake, mildly humorous coverage. For real news, tune in to @ubyssey.ca

(this account isn't affiliated with The Ubyssey)