How I’m watching the rest of the game.

How I’m feeling at the half.

She’s going to cut you to ribbons.

Spotted in the wild. @sickoscommittee.org

Caution. It’s gameday.

I’m 8 time zones away and I still can’t escape the Tide.

This is my Thanksgiving break view, I’m 4 Tuskers in, my team is in the SEC Championship, and all I can think about is how bad it’s going to hurt when we lose to Tech at home on a last second FG.

It’s hopeless

My team has lost two games in three years, Saban retired, this is my current view, but I can’t get over the Caleb Downs news. Want to drown myself. #GoDawgs

I have to go out there and scuba dive this morning. Hopefully, I will not return.

But if I do, I’ll have to watch Josh Heupel’s fat neck jiggling in triumph.

Either way, I’ll feel dead. #GoDawgs

Sorry, everybody.