OMG OMG OMG literally LOVED “Hell Followed with Us” and my fav was prob “The Spirit Bares Its Teeth.”

Literally finished reading the second one when I was in line to vote for an election a few years back.

I just am absolutely obsessed with the world created in the books ????

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’ve discovered the combination of apple juice and Mountain Dew and now I have a problem. It’s the closest I’ve found to sparkling apple juice.

US SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT

We gotta beat those brain worms back with a bat or something !

You be my bat and I will be your bat, OK?

Also, I demand a picture of the sweater?? I think he’s laying on that you’re wearing !!!

IM SORRY BUT WHEN HE WAS BORN I PROMISED TO ALWAYS TAKE HIS SIDE

Honestly, I think he deserves a raise???

Y’all, Soap does not like his zit cleaning pads things I have to use on his chin lol

He’s so patient with me though

How are you????? You were one of the ones I considered messaging before I deactivated just so you would know lololol didn’t want you to worry

I deactivated for about a month because I think social media was doing bad things to my brain!! This is currently the only app I have a let myself have back 🙂‍↕️

I would never block you !! 💕💕

Sometimes I just read into things too closely and get hurt, you know ? I wanted to give my brain some room.

Dude the chicken is SO good and the pretzel bites are my fav.

Honestly best fast food burger usually