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@ughjeez.bsky.social
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dumb, pan, helluva man 🏳️‍🌈
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Listen to Anime Sickos! Their latest has a focus on budget cooking. As someone who has known the same secret to good-ass roasted taters for a while, it's worth it just to hear the method, complete with Tom's perfect pronunciation of the word "potatoes". Pretty sure it was Tom, it's been a day or 2.
The cover of the Canada Department of Agriculture's 1959 pamphlet "Potatoes", featuring black ink illustrations of pots, a potato masher, and salt and pepper shakers in front of orange silhouettes of potatoes
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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When I say "I got that dawg in me", &c.
Brace Belden with a ciggy hanging out of his mouth, crouched in camo, holding a super cute fluffy puppy and some sorta AK variant, with the caption "This is the ideal warfighter. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. (Brace Belden for scale)"
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Would you like to play a game?
"Care for an adventure?" followed by checkbox options of "heck Yes" and "fuck No" all in a half-assed medieval script
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Roger just wants you to have a good time, so long as he can be left alone.
A ghast warns, "Beware, traveler. Roger is afoot. Fret not. Seek not Roger, he shan't seek you." There's just blood all over the dang place.
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Roger's Herald went a bit heavy on the red in his right eye and there's no telling when it'll actually dry out.
A spooky haint
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Gonna commission a short adventure for OSE or 5e called "Roger is afoot" with an EULA requiring the DM never let the PCs encounter Roger.
a creepy ghast or haint beseeching the viewer of the image, "Beware, traveler. Roger is afoot"
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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BUHHH?
GUH?
A confused young man drawn in black and white in 2 comic panels, thinking in the first "??????" and in the second "?"
October 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Pretend I put Sheena in Yamcha's crater. Sidney Vicious says "Hello, I have definitely not murdered multiple squirrels this week!"
Sheena Ramone, a geriatric golden Lab mix, lounges on her relatively new XL super-plush dog bed Sidney Vicious, a Labrador-heavy mutt with white to golden fur, stares down the barrel of the camera, as if daring you to ask if she's hungry (the answer is yes)
September 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Seriously, the ink wasn't even dry on Donque when I opened the pack!
Donque, a bug with a big ass, blowing you a lil kiss
September 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Have a better Dave
It's Dave!
September 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Got to the store too late and they were closed! Some guy outside gave me a booster pack that was weirdly oily and wouldn't take my money for it. I asked why they didn't have rarity markers and he just laughed and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
a bootleg booster pack of weird lil guys
September 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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OK, it also got defaced with other stuff.
Charlie Kirk with a swastika carved into his forehead so he can't take it off Charlie Kirk with the top of his head erased and "L BOZO" and "NICE SHOT OWO" written on his massive forehead, his eyes Xed out, and "CRY MORE" written across his nose. Lots of red around his neck. For some reason. Charlie Kirk crying blood with crosshairs on his forehead and an accurate portrayal of his whole teeth/gums situation.
September 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Charlie Kirk stans on wplace when their memorial portrait gets defaced with actual quotes of his.
I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP
September 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Shit, y'know, maybe there is a God who loves us and wants us to be happy.
Van Holten's Pickle in-a Pouch, CHAMOY MEGA flavor
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Project Pississippee continues unabated, apparently.
Screenshot of wplace with stick figures pissing into the Mississippi River
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I'm just tryna make music compilation/river infrastructure puns.
"Jock n Jam 13" trying to look like a Jock Jams album cover written over Lock & Dam 13
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Southeastern Iowa is wild on wplace.
Google Maps screenshot via wplace with the Mississippi River colored yellow. Google Maps via wplace just north of Lock & Dam 13 on the Mississippi River with the label "R/PROJECT PISSISSIPPEE"
September 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Dad Meal Time™
Shells and cheese with ground beef, salsa, and black beans with the caption "SLOP. BOWL."
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Sick shit @ Paint Louis this year
a 3d styled work in progress tag in greens, purples, and pinks that I couldn't figure out the letters of and didn't want to delay the artist since it's the last day of the event and he and the rest of that crew had a long way to go (iirc, the tag on the other end of their wall section was Porch) ghostly apparition of a devil, a cat, a girl, and a goat emerging from the visor of a knight's helmet
August 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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shit, forgot I'd posted this. I guess @penelopepenguin.bsky.social gets a drawing.
"Penelope" in some half-assed script over a cute lil penguin wearing an ushanka and holding a hammer and sickle.
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Help, I can't stop making bad puns about put-in spots on rivers in the Ozarks on wplace!
A pixel-art drawing of Navi from Ocarina of Time with the caption "'HEY! LISTEN!' - Akers Fairy" overlaid on a map of where the Akers Ferry is on the Current River
August 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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*pounding on table, chanting* NEW HAT NEW HAT NEW HAT! Thanks, @spacethey.gay
August 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Self-portrait WIP
a whole bunch of splattered black ink on a page, with lines drawn to imply glasses, eyes, a nose, and a shit-eating grin
August 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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After @sleepybaby666.bsky.social saw my son's name, I got a request for the same treatment with an honorific. Gonna say I nailed it.
"Goblin Rex" in splattery green blackletter
July 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Holy moly, now that I've gotten more comfortable with my great grandpa's old nibs, those fuckers can slop some damn ink around.
An old wooden ruler sitting on a page, obscuring some blackletter text
July 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM