Gregory Randolph he/him
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Gregory Randolph he/him
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Comprised largely of cat hair and breakfast tea.
Held together with book glue.
I mean, don’t get me wrong. I hope you’re right and I’m wrong.
January 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
He hasn’t ordered his people to shoot into a crowd, has he?
January 27, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I really want you to be right. But whether you are or not, you are the anti-doomscroll. I really needed that right now. Thank you.
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Caption: “Who’s the doofus now, hooman?? Call me that again! CALL ME THAT AGAIN!”
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I’m not either. Especially these days. But this one is funny. At least I think so.
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If you want to know what The Kurgan is up to these days, he’s a small town police chief in Netflix’s new comedy Good Cop/ Bad Cop, which is actually pretty warm, minimal cringe, and quite funny.
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Given the conservative (insert all the pejoratives) owner of paramount / skydance, I don’t think they can. He’s apparently pushing hard for the studio and all of its holdings to keep moving to the right.
I’m still grieving, but I also cancelled my subscription.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Reposted by Gregory Randolph he/him
me to my students: LLMs are like your worst ex. They will LIE to you with the most serene, most confident face

one of my students, quietly: I hate that guy so much
September 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I do love me some squid facts… Really any cephalopod facts.
August 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I hate that. Where do I find the I-like-the-poster-and-I’m-commiserating-about-the-post-which-I-dislike emoji?
June 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Did he actually think the war was a good idea? Or did he mean that for the be-awful-to-everyone party it was a clever move on their road to a fascism and totalitarianism?
June 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yeah, I have three kinds (spoiler, they all look exactly the same to me). One has been in full bloom for a week. One is just kicking off. And one hasn’t started.
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nice!
Down in Portland the goth irises are going strong too!
May 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM