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If Europe really meant business they’d ban Americans from visiting Rome, London, Barcelona, and Paris. Now, that’d get the rich rioting #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
If Europe really meant business they’d ban Americans from visiting Rome, London, Barcelona, and Paris. Now, that’d get the rich rioting #Greenland
Greenlanders are in the process of carving a message into the snow that says “What about the Epstein files?” #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Greenlanders are in the process of carving a message into the snow that says “What about the Epstein files?” #Greenland
Rumor: Trump asked for more ICE and a top advisor mentioned Greenland had lots of it, and here we are. #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Rumor: Trump asked for more ICE and a top advisor mentioned Greenland had lots of it, and here we are. #Greenland
Greenland’s freezing temperatures quickly become irrelevant when your heart is made of ice and your pp doesn’t get bigger than a mushroom #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Greenland’s freezing temperatures quickly become irrelevant when your heart is made of ice and your pp doesn’t get bigger than a mushroom #Greenland
To be fair, Trumps army of loyalist wouldn’t even need camouflage in Greenland. It’s the perfect place for them. #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
To be fair, Trumps army of loyalist wouldn’t even need camouflage in Greenland. It’s the perfect place for them. #Greenland
Trump heard Greenland’s polar bears are the fiercest of all, and thought they’d be the best defense against the Russian bear. #Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Trump heard Greenland’s polar bears are the fiercest of all, and thought they’d be the best defense against the Russian bear. #Greenland
If the US invades Greenland, Danish-made Ozempic will likely get an export ban and all the GOP wives will regain 60lbs. #greenland
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If the US invades Greenland, Danish-made Ozempic will likely get an export ban and all the GOP wives will regain 60lbs. #greenland
Picture of Trump putting up a sign in Reykjavik. #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Picture of Trump putting up a sign in Reykjavik. #Greenland
Apparently Vance and Rubio needed more snow and Trump offered them Greenland #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Apparently Vance and Rubio needed more snow and Trump offered them Greenland #Greenland
Supposedly, Trump heard about vikings raping and pillaging and was like “That’s what I love to do too!” #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Supposedly, Trump heard about vikings raping and pillaging and was like “That’s what I love to do too!” #Greenland
Maybe Denmark should boycott the world cup in the US? (Mind you, they haven’t qualified, but what a great way to save face) #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Maybe Denmark should boycott the world cup in the US? (Mind you, they haven’t qualified, but what a great way to save face) #Greenland
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January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The vikings owned Trump with their decoy naming again. #greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The vikings owned Trump with their decoy naming again. #greenland
Has Denmark considered rolling out their trade bazooka and ban all exports of Lego to the US? #greenland
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Has Denmark considered rolling out their trade bazooka and ban all exports of Lego to the US? #greenland
If the US invades Greenland, Danish-made Ozempic will likely get an export ban and all the GOP wife’s will regain 60lbs. #greenland
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
If the US invades Greenland, Danish-made Ozempic will likely get an export ban and all the GOP wife’s will regain 60lbs. #greenland
Supposedly Trump looked on a map for the whitest country on earth. #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Supposedly Trump looked on a map for the whitest country on earth. #Greenland
The biggest surprise is really that Trump didn’t try and build a new DHS HQ on Iceland. #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
The biggest surprise is really that Trump didn’t try and build a new DHS HQ on Iceland. #Greenland
Does Trump realize that Greenland isn’t like the Epstein island he reminisces? #Greenland
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Does Trump realize that Greenland isn’t like the Epstein island he reminisces? #Greenland