HM Government (Parody)
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A parody account of His Majesty’s Government. All posts are satire.
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Release the list.
July 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Release the list.
General Elections in the 2050s is gonna be New New Blue Labour vs Conserve UK vs the Green-LibDem coalition.
July 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
General Elections in the 2050s is gonna be New New Blue Labour vs Conserve UK vs the Green-LibDem coalition.
Ever get that déjà vu feeling?
June 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ever get that déjà vu feeling?
Everyone will feel it.
June 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Everyone will feel it.
On behalf of the United Kingdom, we are all praying for President Biden’s speedy recovery. ❤️🩹
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Breaking news: Former president Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, a spokesman announced Sunday.
While the diagnosis “represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management," the spokesman said.
While the diagnosis “represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management," the spokesman said.
Former president Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer
The statement said that, while the diagnosis “represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.”
www.washingtonpost.com
May 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
On behalf of the United Kingdom, we are all praying for President Biden’s speedy recovery. ❤️🩹
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We are looking to hire a brand new spin doctor!
Salary: £25,000,000 per annum.
If your name is Alastair Campbell, we will pay double!!
We need someone who is really good at spinning stories in our favour.
Interested? Email us at [email protected]
Salary: £25,000,000 per annum.
If your name is Alastair Campbell, we will pay double!!
We need someone who is really good at spinning stories in our favour.
Interested? Email us at [email protected]
May 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We are looking to hire a brand new spin doctor!
Salary: £25,000,000 per annum.
If your name is Alastair Campbell, we will pay double!!
We need someone who is really good at spinning stories in our favour.
Interested? Email us at [email protected]
Salary: £25,000,000 per annum.
If your name is Alastair Campbell, we will pay double!!
We need someone who is really good at spinning stories in our favour.
Interested? Email us at [email protected]
Follow us on TikTok y’all,
we’re REALLY down with the kidz! 😎🤘
we’re REALLY down with the kidz! 😎🤘
April 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Follow us on TikTok y’all,
we’re REALLY down with the kidz! 😎🤘
we’re REALLY down with the kidz! 😎🤘
In regards to the recently placed 10% tariff on British goods by the US, this action shows lack of respect and understanding for the global community and the principles of free trade.
The UK strongly disagrees with this decision, and will look into all available means to resolve this issue.
The UK strongly disagrees with this decision, and will look into all available means to resolve this issue.
April 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In regards to the recently placed 10% tariff on British goods by the US, this action shows lack of respect and understanding for the global community and the principles of free trade.
The UK strongly disagrees with this decision, and will look into all available means to resolve this issue.
The UK strongly disagrees with this decision, and will look into all available means to resolve this issue.
Why have the roaring 20s when you can have the Weimar Republic 20s? 🤔
March 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why have the roaring 20s when you can have the Weimar Republic 20s? 🤔
We’re bringing back the Great Depression and it’s going to be HUGE!!
March 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We’re bringing back the Great Depression and it’s going to be HUGE!!
We will be abolishing the National Health Service.
March 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We will be abolishing the National Health Service.
Austerity is one policy we can all get behind!
March 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Austerity is one policy we can all get behind!
Zelenskyy is a dictator because that is what America told us. 😊
March 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Zelenskyy is a dictator because that is what America told us. 😊
To our loyal subjects
Please pay your taxes because the PM wants a paddling pool in the Downing Street gardens.
Please pay your taxes because the PM wants a paddling pool in the Downing Street gardens.
February 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
To our loyal subjects
Please pay your taxes because the PM wants a paddling pool in the Downing Street gardens.
Please pay your taxes because the PM wants a paddling pool in the Downing Street gardens.
We have a plan for the future.
February 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We have a plan for the future.
We will be imposing 600% tariffs on ALL imports from the United States of America.
Furthermore, we will be lifting all tariffs that are currently on Russian exports effective immediately.
Furthermore, we will be lifting all tariffs that are currently on Russian exports effective immediately.
February 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We will be imposing 600% tariffs on ALL imports from the United States of America.
Furthermore, we will be lifting all tariffs that are currently on Russian exports effective immediately.
Furthermore, we will be lifting all tariffs that are currently on Russian exports effective immediately.
We will print more money and make all of our citizens rich again!
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We will print more money and make all of our citizens rich again!
United Ireland, under British Rule.
God promised that island 2000 years ago.
God promised that island 2000 years ago.
February 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
United Ireland, under British Rule.
God promised that island 2000 years ago.
God promised that island 2000 years ago.
Pennsylvania is a Commonwealth, just not the right Commonwealth.
February 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Pennsylvania is a Commonwealth, just not the right Commonwealth.
Firstly, leaving the European
Union wasn’t so bad for the
country, the United
Kingdom is thriving!
Let’s talk about the economy.
A million more jobs for
British workers!
Our NHS is getting more money.
Ukraine gets more aid
Russian gas is boycotted.
Union wasn’t so bad for the
country, the United
Kingdom is thriving!
Let’s talk about the economy.
A million more jobs for
British workers!
Our NHS is getting more money.
Ukraine gets more aid
Russian gas is boycotted.
February 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Firstly, leaving the European
Union wasn’t so bad for the
country, the United
Kingdom is thriving!
Let’s talk about the economy.
A million more jobs for
British workers!
Our NHS is getting more money.
Ukraine gets more aid
Russian gas is boycotted.
Union wasn’t so bad for the
country, the United
Kingdom is thriving!
Let’s talk about the economy.
A million more jobs for
British workers!
Our NHS is getting more money.
Ukraine gets more aid
Russian gas is boycotted.
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT!!!
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February 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT!!!
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