ukulelebard.bsky.social
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Wow they are extra insufferable today
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The kids of America don't deserve it. But America as a country would absolutely have it coming.
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
meant to be one where Zero was alone and desperate, scrounging for scraps for any advantage, hence him using the enemy weapons.

Z 2 and 3 instead feature the chain rod and recoil rod respectively, which are really fun movement tools that elevate the gameplay. Those two games be the series peak imo
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Zero 4 was initially meant to be a midquel that takes place between 1 and 2, because for some insane reason the devs thought Z3's cliffhanger was a conclusive ending, and Capcom had to tell them to finish the darn story.

But that's why there isn't a any of the fun rod weapons, the Zero Knuckle was
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Interestingly, Zero 4 might be the worst of the subseries. Zero 1's issue is a terrible XP system that can be cheesed/fixed with a bit of grinding (also bullshit difficulty that is mostly patched by having checkpoints in the Legacy Collection).
January 19, 2026 at 1:27 PM
You know those annoying people who would condescend to people about how the economy was good a few years ago, despite the fact that everything was getting more expensive? He was one of those guys. Very annoying, consistently wrong about many things.

Props to him for doing good rn, but still.
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Same here, but I also think some of it has to do with parents being lazy and not wanting to actually parent.

"Oh I don't want to actually teach them right from wrong so I'm just going to beat my lessons into them". It really sucks because you've just taught your kids that Might Makes Right.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I'm lowkey terrified of who they'd end up casting as Samus for a Metroid movie. Please Hollywood, just crumb of muscular women, I swear they exist, my wife is a powerlifter.
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Have some standards
January 16, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Unfortunately, it still is a license to print money, if the video game sector is any indication. But still, fuck 'em.
January 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Inshallah
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
It's so self-flagellating. "oh woe is me, people are bored of our franchise", as they continue to make billions.
January 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Discord laying out every reason to not do AI, before saying "so anyway we're gonna do it, we have tons of stupid ideas"
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Not only that, but often times they're restricted to a select handful of states, so like... maybe 1/10th of the actual US.

I saw a remote position I was interested in... only to learn it was only for people in Washington, Indiana, California, and maybe 2 others.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Why call these new classes when they're several year old classes just getting some errata?
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Ken Penders wrote stories that helped a ton of kids who had parents that were going through nasty divorces.

I've seen them, they exist. He may be an asshole, and he may be incredibly weird, but his art spoke to people. Even bad art can make the world better. Dismissing it entirely is thoughless.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I imagine part of it has to do with how excellent Gamecube and Wii emulation has been for the past decade+, while N64 emulation has been pretty bad up until fairly recently.
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Love this energy, fuck the JFK quote, we should expect our government to do good things for us.
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Funny story, apparently the guy who came up with the Dodge/Parry idea had no idea about the Mario RPGs.

www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/cl...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's director was 'starving for new turn-based RPGs,' and figured if he wanted them, there would be others out there who'd want to play his game
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December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM