@ukuleleslander.bsky.social
Just another alt account in the process of migrating from Twitter/X
There will absolutely be nudity! And I will be frothing at the mouth over my boyfriend 😈
There will absolutely be nudity! And I will be frothing at the mouth over my boyfriend 😈
Feeling pretty horny today. I really need help taking care of this guy
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Feeling pretty horny today. I really need help taking care of this guy
This won't go away. I need someone to drain me with their mouth
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 AM
This won't go away. I need someone to drain me with their mouth
A horny morning thinking about humping my boyfriend. Won't be seeing him for a while so who can I hump until then? 😉
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
A horny morning thinking about humping my boyfriend. Won't be seeing him for a while so who can I hump until then? 😉
Another load gone to waste, picture edition
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Another load gone to waste, picture edition
Another load gone to waste
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Another load gone to waste
Got really horny thinking about sucking dick. I'll suck yours if you suck mine 😏
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Got really horny thinking about sucking dick. I'll suck yours if you suck mine 😏
Please ignore the mess in the background. Being snowed in has left me hella horny this #tummytuesday
Just wish I was snowed in with my bf so he could take care of this for me
Just wish I was snowed in with my bf so he could take care of this for me
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Please ignore the mess in the background. Being snowed in has left me hella horny this #tummytuesday
Just wish I was snowed in with my bf so he could take care of this for me
Just wish I was snowed in with my bf so he could take care of this for me
I've been snowed in. I really need someone to take care of this
January 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I've been snowed in. I really need someone to take care of this
Heard it's fat cock Friday
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Heard it's fat cock Friday
Damn that felt good. I need some help cleaning this up. And volunteers?
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Damn that felt good. I need some help cleaning this up. And volunteers?
Been feeling really horny tonight. I need someone to swallow my load
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Been feeling really horny tonight. I need someone to swallow my load
Got kinda horned up showing off a new pair of shorts to the bf and figured I'd share em for #tummytuesday
January 13, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Got kinda horned up showing off a new pair of shorts to the bf and figured I'd share em for #tummytuesday
Should've fed this load this to someone. Who wants the next one?
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Should've fed this load this to someone. Who wants the next one?
This will not go down. Really need a hot throat this morning.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This will not go down. Really need a hot throat this morning.
Would you mind if I just-
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Would you mind if I just-
Been getting sick which sucks a lot. Here's me taking a load off from the other day
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Been getting sick which sucks a lot. Here's me taking a load off from the other day
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have an intense urge to get someone pregnant
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have an intense urge to get someone pregnant
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without explanation
Just dumping some nudes from a while ago
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just dumping some nudes from a while ago
I told him
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I told him
Been told I have a nice ass lately. I suck at taking pictures of it though. Can someone get back there and help me out?
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Been told I have a nice ass lately. I suck at taking pictures of it though. Can someone get back there and help me out?
