Ik his bible pages are crunchy and warped......

I should be married to you. I'd make you so happy. I'd be devoted to u.

Oh my god. Wow. This is amazing. Merry chrizzy!

The unsettling way he is so sexually repressed and then ot bursts out in the weirdest ways possible like hed see christ on a cross and get hard

we need to see the tapes!!

like you just KNOW zoro is already dripping!

GOD PLEASE i rly needed to think abt this now, i feel so potent and enlightened

us thinking of mihawk in these situations

this is soooo funny to me bec lately ive been writing the 3rd part of arranged marriage au and its looking at mihawk's more....hum------

and like if i'd gone with the second one, i had a moment where yoru was like "naw why are you trying to make me kill my other dad"

YES which was something i wanted to talk abt more if i had gone with one of the original routes of how that story would go. initial ending was that shamrock discovers mihawk was a cannibal who eventually eats him, another was mihawk training yoru to kill shamrock.

its been too long since ive made an attempt on your life (said in a sinister gay way)

shanks finding the most entertaining workaround to his erectile dysfunction