You won't ever see a tree rape a chick as enthusiastically as in this gem, which came out the year I was born.

I am extremely poor. However, one of the ways I can tell I am doing better than usual is if I have bud for "frivolous" bowls - bedtime bowls, wake & bake bowls, shower bowls. It's as good an economic indicator as any 🤗😂

These dogs look like they were sculpted out of wet carpets

I saw a bird once

That's why I stopped believing in karma; no matter how much terrible shit they do, the wicked continue to prosper and babies still get cancer. Where is the cosmic justice in that??

I mixed it all up on 12/16/25 and took it out today, and it was excellent! No mold or contamination, flavor is like flat Orange Fanta with a Four Loco aftertaste, nice buzz. No clue what proof it is but the alcohol fumes that came off it when I opened it made my eyes water 🤗

I'm a recent refugee from Facebook and I cannot tell you what a breath of fresh air it is to read the comments on a pic like this and not have them filled to the gills with chemtrail idiots.

Waitaminute... That's gotta be some Ai action, there's not enough ketamine in Hollywood to get several dogs to wear uncomfortable clothing, act happy, and pose so perfectly like that without robot shenanigans.
C'mon, you used droids, it's ok Master Luke! ☺️❤️

Ok, real talk. How much money do you want to run again? I got five on it, at least. #Please #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #SaveUs

You don't get chosen to be a crewman, you get sentenced to be one.

My money was on ATI Radeon but look where we are now

Not gonna lie, I thought this was a super redacted post and thought now why would they censor that?!

I shared this with some friends who are slightly MAGA and they all thought this was the result of hackers, not just anyone with a basic knowledge of how Microsoft Word works 🤣😂🤣