Gaming them old video game!
www.twitch.tv/ultima_ness

Sex is a myth, like Godzilla, Anacondas, Orgasm, G-Spot and Global warming.

Just because you don't look like somebody who you think is attractive, doesn't mean you aren't attractive.

Flowers are pretty but so are Christmas lights and they look nothing alike.

I was hesitant at first with this one, but the background really brought it all together. :)

Go all out. Cause when it goes wrong, it can go real wrong, and that's fucking awesome!

Wanted to show my Starmie I drew some weeks ago, after learning a new way of colouring. :)

I ain't saying she's a gold digger.
But I wonder what she's doing down by the stream with that pan.🤔

Sometimes it baffles me that a person can just appear out of nowhere and have such impact on your life in a positive way, without really doing anything, just them existing in it is enough. I am so thankful that such people exists. 🙂

Life hack:
If you're drowning, pretend that you're dead. The water will think that you're a corpse and you'll start to float to the top.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
For instance if they're placed around your throat, she's probably slightly upset.