Jared
@ultimatej2d2.bsky.social
41/gay demi/liberal
📍Peoria IL
📺 Marvel/Heartstopper/Buffy/Star Wars
📚 The Cradle series
🎮 Final Fantasy/Legend of Zelda/Pokemon
💪🏼 Gym (working on getting into shape)
🐕 No pets but a dog person
Socially Awkward but try to have a good heart 💜
📍Peoria IL
📺 Marvel/Heartstopper/Buffy/Star Wars
📚 The Cradle series
🎮 Final Fantasy/Legend of Zelda/Pokemon
💪🏼 Gym (working on getting into shape)
🐕 No pets but a dog person
Socially Awkward but try to have a good heart 💜
Little known fact, the [horny gay gasp] is an involuntary reaction to blood being suddenly directed away from the brain and towards a person's lower region.
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Little known fact, the [horny gay gasp] is an involuntary reaction to blood being suddenly directed away from the brain and towards a person's lower region.
You in the theater: 😱😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
You in the theater: 😱😂
Strange how these two posts ended up right next to each other on my timeline 🤔😂 @scotkage.bsky.social @gruffnights.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Strange how these two posts ended up right next to each other on my timeline 🤔😂 @scotkage.bsky.social @gruffnights.bsky.social
This looks like an abomination. In the book animals were immediately put to death in purges for being disloyal to the Animal Farm oligarchs.
If this is successful, are they going to try to do the same thing to the Diary of Anne Frank next?
Disgusted with every voice actor on this project 🤮
If this is successful, are they going to try to do the same thing to the Diary of Anne Frank next?
Disgusted with every voice actor on this project 🤮
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This looks like an abomination. In the book animals were immediately put to death in purges for being disloyal to the Animal Farm oligarchs.
If this is successful, are they going to try to do the same thing to the Diary of Anne Frank next?
Disgusted with every voice actor on this project 🤮
If this is successful, are they going to try to do the same thing to the Diary of Anne Frank next?
Disgusted with every voice actor on this project 🤮
First night of my 5 mo musical experience.
Tonight, The Book of Mormon (currently in intermission)
Tonight, The Book of Mormon (currently in intermission)
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
First night of my 5 mo musical experience.
Tonight, The Book of Mormon (currently in intermission)
Tonight, The Book of Mormon (currently in intermission)
I imagine something like this accurately represents the vibes you give off.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I imagine something like this accurately represents the vibes you give off.
Now we know why Trump fought Peter on Family Guy
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Now we know why Trump fought Peter on Family Guy
Great weekend in LA attending the Cradle animatic premiere! 💙💙
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Great weekend in LA attending the Cradle animatic premiere! 💙💙
My milkshakes bring all the killers to the yard 🥤🥤
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My milkshakes bring all the killers to the yard 🥤🥤
Pokémon team using the last letter of your name
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pokémon team using the last letter of your name
You whenever you see it 😂
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You whenever you see it 😂
And look who I got! 😁
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
And look who I got! 😁
Well this isn't ominous at all 🫣
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well this isn't ominous at all 🫣
I needed a laugh. 😂😂
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I needed a laugh. 😂😂
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff & Billy and Tommy Maximoff in other universes 🫣😂😂😂
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff & Billy and Tommy Maximoff in other universes 🫣😂😂😂
Angry girlboss here ✌🏼
September 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Angry girlboss here ✌🏼
The NRA being less transphobic than they are racist was not on my bingo card! 🤯
September 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The NRA being less transphobic than they are racist was not on my bingo card! 🤯
I'm worried that there's an unclothed version 😰
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm worried that there's an unclothed version 😰
If Ruaridh ends up being revealed to be Tommy Maximoff in Vision Quest next year, this will retroactively be an even funnier post. 😂
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If Ruaridh ends up being revealed to be Tommy Maximoff in Vision Quest next year, this will retroactively be an even funnier post. 😂
The real reason Franklin Richards revived Sue.
He gazed into the multiverse and saw the episode of Family Guy where Lois is in prison and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves.
He was like "That is not happening to me, mom. Get back here!"
He gazed into the multiverse and saw the episode of Family Guy where Lois is in prison and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves.
He was like "That is not happening to me, mom. Get back here!"
August 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The real reason Franklin Richards revived Sue.
He gazed into the multiverse and saw the episode of Family Guy where Lois is in prison and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves.
He was like "That is not happening to me, mom. Get back here!"
He gazed into the multiverse and saw the episode of Family Guy where Lois is in prison and the rest of the family is left to fend for themselves.
He was like "That is not happening to me, mom. Get back here!"